Death jokes
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
I was crying at school because my grandpa died. My friends asked what his last words were. I told them his last words were, "Are you still holding the ladder?"
I remember my grandfather's last words:
"Are you holding the ladder?"
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
As the car crashed, someone said, "I see a light!"
An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.
The death toll went sky high.
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
Why did Princess Diana cross the road?
She wasn’t wearing a seat belt.
What do Pink Floyd and Princess Diana have in common? The Wall was their last big hit.
This is how to die soft 101.
Yo bro, you good? You need a hug?
I went to a funeral to revive my dead grandmother with the Reboot Card, but my family was upset!
Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"
Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"
Boy: "What do you mean?"
Friend and me: "We can show you."
Me: "I will tie the rope."
Friend: "I will push the chair."
Why do orphans die when a tornado comes?
They don't have parents to protect them.
What will make a depressed teenager happy?
A cliff.
How many thots have I bullied?
Three. The rest are dead.
I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭
An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."
So your wife has died, and now she is marginally better in bed than before.
If you really want to get her to wiggle, simply add maggots.
End everything and your life, Steven Roca!
Why is death taken so lightly?
Because you can take it so quickly.