Death jokes

When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.

How many thots have I bullied?

Three. The rest are dead.

Boy: "Why can't you get a family?"

Me: "Why can't you get a rope?"

Boy: "What do you mean?"

Friend and me: "We can show you."

Me: "I will tie the rope."

Friend: "I will push the chair."

An anti-bullying PSA and speeding PSA from the same creator meet one another.

The death toll went sky high.

What will make a depressed teenager happy?

A cliff.

A cartoonist was found dead in his home.

The details are SKETCHY! :)

Twin monks who ring the church bells died.

Now they are dead ringers. :)

A leaf and an emo kid fall from a tree, who hits the ground first? The leaf, because the rope stopped the emo kid.

Random Kid: Aye man where was Kobe flying to?

Launch Site: Umm, he might have gone too close to here, sorry if he might have crashed...

I accidentally said, "Go cry to your mom," to an orphan. 😭

An orphan asked his caretaker where his parents are, and the caretaker said, "A place called home."

Where are your parents? Oh, behind you? Not any more.

What's the difference between a God and my mom?

My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."

Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Mom: “Guess where I’m taking you, son!”

Son: “To the playground?”

Mom: “No, to the morgue.”

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.