Death jokes

I will always remember my dad's last words...

Oh wait, I never knew them.

Q: What's the difference between a grandma fetish and necrophilia?

A: A few weeks.

Say this out loud: "Gabe Itch."

Are you a bullet?

*gets shot*

Penis, neck, rope?

Someone telling a joke:

Boy: "My parents are dead."

Girl: "My grandad is too."

Orphan who listened to it: "That joke is dead!"

Person who told the joke: "So is your family!"

Your mom is so fat she won't be in a coffin when she dies. She won't fit in it.

Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"

Why am I happy? I'm dead.

Funny thing is, dead women can't say no...

Steven Hawking died. I said, "Why? Did his wheelchair break?"

My father always used to say:

"What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger."

Until the accident.

Don't challenge Death to a pillow fight.

Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushion.

Don’t have sex. Because you will get pregnant. And die.

Technoblade never got a wife.

What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.

What's yellow and can't swim? A school bus full of orphans.

So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.

The guy who stole my diary just died. My thoughts are with his family.

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.