Death jokes
When I died, my friend said he'd cover me.
Why did the skeleton cross the road? To prove he had guts! :)
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
When an orphan finds out who their parents are, and then finds out they're dead.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
So accurate
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
What's the only good part of your crush dying before you have the chance to bang her?
She can't say no!
Stephen Hawking drove too far away from the wall and unplugged himself.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Girl: I've been an orphan since I was three.
Boy: Knock knock.
Girl: ...Who's there?
Boy: Not your parents!
What did the skeleton say to the genderless child? "You're fucking dead, mate."
Wanna hear some famous last words?
"We are just experiencing some turbulence."
POV: Your grandma is on life support. I would unplug her life support to charge my third phone.
My departed uncle was a circus clown before he died.
So all his friends came in one car.
Q: How can you tell if a vampire is sick?
A: By how much he's coffin.
If you ever have a gay friend whose comatose, tell his family he/she was a fruit. Now he/she's a vegetable, at least they're still in the produce section.
I was crying when Sasha died in AOT, I also got jealous.
Autoerotic asphyxiation because hanging in there can be hard.
If being sexy were a crime, you better lock me up.
Not because I'm sexy, but because I have 5 dead children in my basement.
Why is Hitler a better person than Jeffrey Epstein?
At least Hitler killed himself.