Death jokes
Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:
*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Memes
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
What did the orphans do when the bombs drop?
They said, "Allahu Akbar."
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
These jokes make me want to die.
Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.