Death jokes
Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.
If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?
Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
These jokes make me want to die.
If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."
Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.
Memes
How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.
Why are there no women in the NFL?
Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?
Q: How do you make a fire?
A: Oil and dead babies.
I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.
I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!
After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."
Me: Hey, wanna know my spirit animal?
Friend: Sure.
Me: Roadkill, because I can see my mom pretty clearly now.
Friend: Wait, aren't you dead?
Me: Aren't you my son?
Friend: So that's what Mom was trying to hide from me.
Where was Stephen Hawking buried?
In a black hole. 😂🤣
I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...
“Are you still holding the ladder??”
The granddaughter wanted to see granny. She killed herself.
Did Jesus die virgin? Nope, he got nailed before he died.
How many dead babies does it take to clean my refrigerator?.....it gotta be more than 4 because the fridge is still dirty.
My mom said to go do the dishes, but she did them before me, so I killed myself.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
How many dead babies does it take to screw in a light bulb?
More than 9 because my basement is still dark.
I'm thinking of getting a job as a gardener--pushing up the daisies!