Death jokes

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a sack of dead babies?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

I was eating this girl out the other day and I tasted horse semen... I looked up at the girl and said “that’s how you died, grandma!”

Note to all.

My name is Lariah. Lariah Carla Brown, 14 years old and I am 1 of triplets. I don't understand how rape jokes are funny, and I just want to make that statement clear. I also hate orphan jokes because I WAS one. Notice when I put WAS! I also see jokes about cancer, now I know you can't be kidding. You know that cancer is a disease that many people get and could die from, so you are just wrong about that!

Jack and Jill went up my ass to eat a big dildo, but Jack died cause he got hit by a brown thing.

Stephen Hawking didn’t die naturally, his carer just forgot to put him on charge.

I’ll never forget my grandpa's last words to me...

“Are you still holding the ladder??”

Why are there no women in the NFL?

Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

Q: How do you make a fire?

A: Oil and dead babies.

Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.

These jokes make me want to die.

If cancer was a person I’d shake their hand and say: "Thank you for your service."

Sorry if it’s too far, but don’t come here if you can’t take it.

Ok, I found this off of an internet meme, this isn't original:

*grabbing kid* Harambe: Ok kid, I don't have much time, but Obama's last name is- *gunshot*

Little Timmy said, "I had a body, eieio, now you are next!" as he shoots you.

How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?

If an emo and a leaf are in a tree, which one will fall first?

Answer: The leaf. The rope saved the emo.

Yo mama so stupid, she thought Kobe Bryant survived the plane crash.

Where was Stephen Hawking buried?

In a black hole. 😂🤣

After I am dead during my funeral service, I want someone to play my favorite song by Boy George and Culture Club, "Church of the Poison Mind."

I work at a morgue and we wrap the bodies in bubble wrap.

I was working the night shift and just looking at the security cameras, but then I heard popping behind me!

How do stars die? Usually a overdose in an airport.