Here is a story, my best friend was Chinese, his name was Chong-king. I took him to a restaurant one day and he said, "I am Chong-king." I said I know your name is Chong-king, within a few minutes he just randomly died making weird noises and turning blue by every second.
Anyone know what happened?
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
One time a girl was telling her boyfriend if she could have sex with him for just a little bit, and he said sure, so she just started having sex. She asked him if they could have a baby, but he said sure and started going hard. She told him she was joking, but he wouldn't get off. So she did the 69, and months later, she died, and he said he thinks he killed her with sex.
Your dick is as flat as your grandma's heart rate.
What's better than throwing up a stillborn?
Making your wife eat it again.
They said I couldn't drive.
Now they know I can't cause they are all dead.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Stranger.
Stranger who?
Stranger, why are you in my house masticating my apparent dead wife?
What do you get when you kill a brown chicken and brown cow?
Dead chicken and dead cow.
One day, a snail got robbed by two turtles.
The cops arrived and arrested the woman for killing her cheating husband, and the son was sent to child services. (Moral - no one cares about the frkn snail and turtles!)
Why can't Helen Keller drive?
'Cause she's already dead.
Juice WRLD died a legend. Making these jokes won't get you anywhere. Grow up.
Q) Why is Technoblade's body hard?
A) Cuz he was thinking of children on his deathbed!
The reason why Steven H. died was that someone poisoned his chocolate mousse.
Don't joke about Juice WRLD; he died a hard life, so get f***ed.
I KNOW IT'S MARCH, BUT I THOUGHT OF THIS!
Jingle bells, jingle bells! OH GOD, SANTA FELL!
I guess it's time for Mrs. Claus to go straight down to hell!
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
An orphan was shocked, he called the ambulance. If he forgot he's suicidal, he quickly hung up.
Technoblade!
Please tell me you understand this...
Q: Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken.
Q: Why did the Koala fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead.
Q: Why did the baby fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the koala.
Q: Why did the tree fall over? A: The koala never let go.
Q: Why did the kangaroo die? A: Because the koala landed on it.
What's black, white, and red?
A nun that fell down an elevator shaft.
