Death jokes

I will always remember my baby sister's last words: "What is the fire for?"

Why did the chicken cross the road?

The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.

What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?

My penis.

Kill yourself!

What's the best part about dead baby jokes?

They never get old.

What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?

A pool table.

Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.

Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?

Because it wasn’t born yesterday...

He's dead now.

Stephen Hawking died because his wife misunderstood him when he said, "My Windows Needs Updating." She had the double glazing removed, and he fell out and died.

At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"

At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"

What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?

Nothing, they both can’t breathe.

How did Helen Keller die?

Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.

Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way.

I just wanted to write something random.

And now my wife is dead.

What is the difference between cremation and smoking?

While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.

There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.

Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.

Make a wish kid: I want to meet Mac Miller.

Make a wish staff: You will soon, chief.