Death jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and the baby in my basement?
Jesus died a virgin.
What's the difference between a sports car and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a sports car in my garage.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The chicken was in 666 pieces after being molested by Gerard brutally with a rail gun covered in spears covered in his lymph. His beak was ripped open and shoved in his feet after glass shards were shoved into his eyes until they came out the other side. His feet were nailed to the ground.
What's the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead children?
My penis.
Kill yourself!
Memes
Wouldn’t the person be dead before the strangling starts? Unless Alastor did surgery?
What's the best part about dead baby jokes?
They never get old.
What is green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree, it would kill you?
A pool table.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
because skeletons aren't alive and can't move, so it's impossible for him to cross the road.
Ugh, don't you just hate it when you're having sex and your parents walk in the room and say, "No more dead babies for your mister, we are running low!"
Why can’t you fool an aborted baby?
Because it wasn’t born yesterday...
He's dead now.
How did Helen Keller die?
Her ex gave her plutonium and told her to eat it.
What’s the difference between Juice WRLD and George Floyd?
Nothing, they both can’t breathe.
Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?
He pasta-way.
I just wanted to write something random.
And now my wife is dead.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
What is the difference between cremation and smoking?
While you are smoking, you don't go up in smoke.
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day, he sat down and he died.
The orphanage said I couldn't go home.
Your dad is gone.
At weddings, old people tell kids, "You're next!"
At funerals, little kids tell old people, "You're next!"