An apple and an emo are at the top of a tree, they both fall at the same time.
Who hit the ground first?
The apple won because the emo had forgotten to connect the internet.
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup. This joke implies emos have a penchant for, uh, offing themselves. The punchline says the apple hit the ground first because the emo was too busy trying to connect to the internet to properly, uh, fall. You probably didn't get that because your brain is smoother than a bowling ball.