Death jokes
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.
B: Can you please stop roasting me?
A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.
What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?
The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.
People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.
RIP Harambe.
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree.
Too bad only one was standing. :)
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
Why do orphans die so much?
'Cause MJ said "she got COVID-19."
How do emos fly? They hang themselves.
People were scared of the alligator because it ate everyone, so they called for the water god Aquarius.
He said "Sea ya later, alligator!" and he drowned.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
What do you call the American healthcare plan for poor people?
Death.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.