Death jokes
Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
What’s Queen Elizabeth’s pickup line?
You’re breathtaking!
I'm surprised that the tree is still standing when my emo friend is hanging from it.
Say this when you answer a spam call...
"Hi, welcome to Bob's Taco Shack and Funeral Home, where yesterday's grief is today's beef."
Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?
Search up biblically accurate angels.
What's Kobe's favorite song?
"Helicopter Helicopter"
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
How do you know the hooker killed herself?
She sniffed the line off the dresser you said not to touch.
What will fall faster, an emo or an apple?
An apple, because the emo would get caught on the rope.
I saw a helicopter on January 26, 2020. Then Kobe was on the news.
Corpses aren’t funny—they’re dead serious.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Suicide really isn't something to joke about, unless it's hanging yourself.
It's a really quicker way to die, and less blood spilled for your mother to clean up.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
What's red all over and spins at 100 mps?
Baby in a blender.