My girlfriend went to Tokyo, and she died in the tsunami.
Since I was sad, my friend told me, "Don't worry, there's plenty more in the ocean."
Death Jokes
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
We better stop telling orphan jokes because their parents will get mad. Oh... wait... never mind.
My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.
Paul Walker died Fast and Furious.
Most orphans were born on the highway. It’s where most accidents [happen].
Teacher: I was an orphan as a kid.
Students: Damn!
Teacher: Is anyone missing?
Students: Your parents!
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
Genie: You cannot wish for more wishes, immortality, or love.
Man: I wish not to die a virgin.
Genie: I just said no wishing for immortality!
What hood do zombies come from?
Dead Ends.
Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.
You should never leave a man hanging.
Unless they are still alive.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
He didn't have the guts.
"If all of these structures break we will all die."
And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"
And he said, "It would be breaking news."
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.
What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?
A zom-BEE.
Why is the Reaper not funny at all?
Well, he tells dead jokes!
What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?
I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!
