Death jokes
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
What does Buzz Lightyear and an orphan's parents have in common?
They go to infinity and beyond.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Memes
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What did the parents say to the orphan? "Where are your parents?"
Oh... wait.
So my depressed friend wanted to high-five the tree by the cemetery.
The tree left him hanging though.
Small word of advice: Don't wait till next month or next year to do stuff with the people you love, because they may be gone by then. You don't realize, but every second there is someone who dies, and it just could be your loved one.
I wasn't close to my dad when he died.
Which was good, he died to a landmine.
Al Fayed’s son arrives at heaven’s gates and sees his driver.
He shouts “you stupid cunt!”
The driver says, “Watch, Boss?”
Dodi replies...:
“I said I WANT TO FUCK DI IN THE TUNNEL NOT FUCKING DIE IN THE TUNNEL!”
My friend came over to my house. He asked where my girlfriend was, and I told him she is in the garden.
He said, "That's weird, I didn't see her." I said, "You have to dig a little."
Orphans: Where are my parents?
Random person: In the bed.
Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no balls to do it.
You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."
Soldiers, there is one thing you can be sure of: You will be at home with your families, in a jar on the mantelpiece.
There are times I miss you, that I wish I could remember where I hid your body.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their parents.
What happened to the chicken after he died? He did not say anything, so I don't know.
Why are skeletons not funny? Because they have no humor. 🤣