Death jokes

What hood do zombies come from?

Dead Ends.

"If all of these structures break we will all die."

And I said, "Hey, that is not supportive!"

And he said, "It would be breaking news."

Don't leave us hanging, Sayori.

You should never leave a man hanging.

Unless they are still alive.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

He didn't have the guts.

I had a boyfriend once. He broke up with me because he "wanted to be more alive." I guess it didn't work when he went to my basement.

What is the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari?

I don't have a Ferrari in my garage!

Why is the Reaper not funny at all?

Well, he tells dead jokes!

You're at a funeral. Your mum says be quiet, so you snigger at the body and say, "Bye forever, bitch."

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

People said that Kobe could fly so high, but that did not end well.

I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.

B: Can you please stop roasting me?

A: At least the "roasting" that I did to you didn't burn you to death.

They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!

RIP Harambe.

What fell out of the tree first, the apple or the emo?

The apple, the emo was caught by the rope.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.

Just saw the news that Kobe passed. I guess there's a first for everything.

My crush rejected me 2 years ago, and I still have never moved on. I'll be over her when a train is over me.