Death jokes
What did the tree say to the emo kid? Wanna hang?
Why have there been so many deaths around the world?
Trees and ropes.
What is cold and alone?
An orphan's parent.
What happens if you inhale too much nitrous oxide (laughing gas)?
You die of laughter.
I once saw a noose joke.
I wanna know how to make one :D
What’s the difference between a Mercedes and a Skoda?
Princess Di wouldn’t be seen dead in the back of a Skoda...
"Suicide bomber kills 44 people in Pakistan mosque." Damn, that's a crazy K/D. He must be hacking.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I asked the emo kid how it was hanging. He didn't reply because the rope was too tight.
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Once I almost died. I'll give it another shot out of the gun to finish my job.
Hang in there, you all, Literally.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
What did Stephen Hawking see before he died?
The blue screen of death.
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Knife." "Knife, who?" "How are you still alive? I just stabbed you!"
"Hitler wasn't such a bad guy, after all, he did kill Hitler."
If I die, does my depression die with me?
Four kids at my school tried suicide and failed. They are now known as the Suicide Squad.
They all call it self-baptism. I call it failed suicide.