Death jokes
Are you a toaster, because I want to have a bath with you.
What does a condom and a coffin have in common?
They both still have stiffs, but one is coming and one is going.
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Cut.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Where did Stephen Hawking go after he died?
FNAF Sister Location.
Person 1: Why did you put the baby feet first into the blender?
Person 2: To see his facial expression. Why else?
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.