Death jokes
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Cut.
You really can't call Stalin bad. Just think about the people that wanted to die.
I wish the doctor would prescribe me some medicine that's actually useful, like cyanide.
Toaster + Bath = The ultimate bath bomb!
Mother got shot, damn.
Father got shot, damn.
Sister got shot, damn.
Brother got shot, damn.
Auntie running away with a shotgun!
Kobe missed a lot of shots, but he sure didn’t miss the mountain.
Why did the chicken kill himself?
To get to the other side.
Joker: Knock knock...
Batman: Who's there?
Joker: Not your parents!
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
Do you know who didn't graduate high school this year?
The Parkland kids.
What did Stephen Hawking's computer say when he died?
"ERROR"
Why did the monkey fall from the tree? Because he was dead.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
What do you get when you put a baby in a box filled with glass and nails and push it down the stairs?
... A boner.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
Did you hear about the guy who got his entire left side cut off? Well, he's dead.
Q: What were my son's last words before he died?
A: "Bye, Dad, I am going to school."
What's the difference between Paul Walker and a PC?
When my PC crashes, I actually give a fuck.