Death jokes
Where did Sarah go after the bombing?
Everywhere. 💀
Bin Laden's relatives were killed in a plane crash, lol.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Anyone got any good Floyd jokes? I really need them to take my breath away.
What do you call Juice WRLD in a coffin?
A juice box...
What do you call a bullet head?
JFK.
How did the gay girl die? Homicide.
One day, in the Serengeti, a zebra started wondering if he was a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. So he goes around asking all the animals. He never gets his answer.
One fateful day, he dies and goes to Heaven. In Heaven, the zebra gets an idea. "I will go ask God!" So, he asks God, and God chuckles. "You are what you are!"
The zebra gets sad. He walks around and his dead zebra friend shows up. He asks, "What is wrong?" The zebra answers, "Well, I asked God if I was either a white horse with black stripes, or a black horse with white stripes. He just replied 'You are what you are!'"
His friend says, "Oh! You are a white horse with black stripes! Why? Because he would have said 'You is what you is!'"
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because he forgot to plug in the charger.
They never told us Humpty was an egg. A man died then!
POV: Orphans rule the world.
God said, "I'm your dad," then kills himself.
The orphan: Waaaaaa!
Why did the depressed person rob a bank? Because you're not killing yourself if a cop does it for you!
Roses are red, your mother has said, "Come back again, and you'll be dead!"
Yo mama so fat, she died!
Tombstone engraving: "I TOLD you I was sick!"
Did you hear about the pervert who couldn't decide whether he was into incest or necrophilia?
He killed his mom and then fucked her.
What's the difference between a Porsche and 50 dead babies?
..... I don't have a Porsche in my garage.
Haha, dead.
Iron Man dies.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.