Death jokes

What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?

I don't have a Lambo in my garage.

What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?

I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.

The Earth was flat until yo mama buried herself.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

A man is digging in his garden and finds a gold chest. He goes to tell his wife.

Then he remembers why he was digging in the garden...

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

Everyone always has a special person in their life someday, but I think yours got ran over by a bus.

Man #1: Pretend your age is a level, I am Level 20.

Man #2: My son died at level 4.

Man #1: Lol, your son is a noob.

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."

One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.

My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.