Death jokes

Guy 1: Hey, can you stop making 9/11 jokes? My dad died during it.

Guy 2: Sorry, I will stop. What was your dad?

Guy 1: The pilot. He saw a KFC and wanted it, so, well, you know.

A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"

"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"

I will always remember my grandma's last words: "What are you doing with that pillow?"

Paul Walker made a new wrap cover, it's called "Flying Through the Windshield," and the song's name is "Crossing the Street."

The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.

What makes an orphan jump?

A bridge.

One good thing about lynching during the holidays, free tree ornaments.

Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?

Because he's dead.

My grandpa died in 9/11. He crashed a plane.

Your mom! Oh wait, you don't have one.

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

I asked an emo kid if they were jealous because their phone died before them.

My grandpa said my generation relies too much on technology.

Then I unplugged his life support. :)

I bet emo kids are jealous when their phone dies.

Are you a toaster?

Because I wanna take a bath with you.

When I die I want to have a piece of paper near me giving a clue on how I died, like, "I want everyone to miss me except for this bullet," or, "You didn't hang with me but guess what did?"

"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"

I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.

What makes a child an orphan?

Their parents left them for good. :D

What do you call an orphan with parents?

I don't know... what?

Kidnapped. :)

When Kobe's pilot hit the mountain, he said, "Kobe."