Death jokes
Stephen Hawking was one of the best scientists ever. Now he's walking up the steps of he... No, he's not walking up the steps of heaven.
What did my grandpa say after he kicked the bucket?
Nothing, I unplugged his life support before he said a word.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
This is crazy! Little Johnny died!
What does an orphan have in common with an 80-year-old woman? Their parents will never come back.
What’s a necrophiliac’s safe word? I’m alive.
What do you call an emo who just crossed the road? Roadkill.
What do you call a five year old with no friends?
A Sandy Hook survivor.
A man walks into a library and asks to borrow a book on how to commit suicide.
The librarian says, “No, you won’t bring it back.”
What does a bar fly and a necrophiliac have in common?
They both enjoy a cold one once in a while.
I will never forget my Grandpa's last words: "What are you doing with that rope and saw?"
What’s made of wood and is zig zag shaped?
Stephen Hawking's coffin.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
Iron Man dies.
Kms.
We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.
What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
Why are orphans good at math? Because they can subtract their parents from the family.
How does Helen Keller smell?
Pretty bad, she's dead!
what do you call a chicken who crossed the road?........suicidal.