Why did the serial killer cross the road? To get to the victim's house.
Knock, knock. Who's there? The serial killer.
Death Jokes
What is an orphan's excuse to leave a party?
"I'm gonna make like my parents and run."
When you're banging the class slut and the school shooter says to leave his corpses alone.
Did you know that graveyards are the most popular place in the world?
Yeah, people are just DYING to get in there...
What's the last thing that went through Curt Cobain's mind?
His teeth.
I remember my uncle's last words:
"I don't think we're going shooting today."
I remember my dad's last words: "I met your father."
What’s the difference between a dumpster full of dead babies and a Lamborghini?
I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dad's corpse holding a jug of milk.
I made a website for orphans. It doesn’t have a home page.
What’s the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead body? I don’t have a Lamborghini in my garage.
What is the difference between Iron Man and Iron Woman? One is a superhero and the other is a simple command.
What's the difference between a Lambo and a pile of dead babies?
I don't have a Lambo in my garage.
Did you hear about Paul Walker's rap?
Wrapped around that tree.
What is the difference between 100 dead babies and a Mustang Challenger?
I don't have a Mustang Challenger in my garage.
Wanna know why Kobe can't shoot?
Because he's dead.
What makes an orphan jump?
A bridge.
What did Dom Toretto say about the tree Paul Walker hit?
"Family strong, but not that strong."
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
The man was dangling by a string!
I was jealous the day he died.
What do you call an orphan with parents?
I don't know... what?
Kidnapped. :)
"Stop telling these orphan jokes!! Maybe some people that read these are orphans!"
I'll stop telling orphan jokes when their parents come back.
