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"What did the blind, dumb, paraplegic, death eight year old child get for their birthday?"

"Cancer"

why did sally die, she got stabbed by her mum

My friend has a dry sense of humor.

Probably because her body was decomposed ages ago.

what did Michael Jackson say?

nothing, he’s dead

One random youtube comment in 2018: Soon, A virus will come to earth A year later: Pahahahahah that comment is fake lmaoooo ahahahha Another year later: Time to die a painful death. Another year later: God has come with the cure

I would have loved to ride the titanic at least once ;)

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The Britain’s walk in the house of the alcoholic grandad they ask Mary the mum why she had blood all over her and she said someone dropped the butter they walked into the living room and Thomas was dead on the floor

Before my grandad died he whispered to me is your uncle still in the basement i said he has died oh my grandad said i will lock him in heavens basement

My brother got his legs chopped of but someone FBI opened my basement door but it wasn't my brother because he died of starvation in the basment

I don’t like making jokes about 9/11, my grandad died in it, he was the greatest pilot I ever knew

What did they do with Michal Jackson when he died?

They melted him down and turned him into Lego so kids could play with him for once

I was making sandcastles with my Nan, then my mum came in the room and took away the urn.

Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.

What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀

How did Jesus kill himself?

He fell from his bike

How many times did he die?

Once on a bike and once when he fell from a cloud in heaven

I was making a bet with my grandfather who would die first I said that I would die first. He said "Bet" and Died after he drank his coffee He was my least favorite grandparent