I recently was told by my therapist to stop with the suicide jokes. So I replied with "Don't worry, it will all end soon"
My dad drove past a graveyard he said “I won’t be buried there.” I asked why. He said “Because I am not dead yet”
What did the rope say to me?
"Hey there man, you wanna hang later?"
Everybody misses Xxxtentacion but the bullet didn't...
I was gonna tell a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort.
if your wife dies of child birth can you press charges on the baby
After my wife died, I couldn't even look at another woman for 10 years.
But now that I'm out of jail, I can honestly say it was worth it!
My grief counsellor died today. He did such a great job. I don't even care
Why is it that when women decide to kill an unborn baby, it's a "CHOICE," but when I decide to drive my F-150 into a playground full of kids, it's called "MURDER"!
How do stars die? Usually a overdose on an airport.
When I was a child, my parents told me my uncle was ‘sleeping with the fishes’. At first, I thought he bought a water bed, but I then discovered he was killed and buried at sea.
Chuck Norris is so immortal, even he killed death.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death you may end up regretting it, you can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if i’m wrong.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
part 2 : he walks up to a stake and nails himself there. then he finds the knife and says someone to find a cake to celebrate his death. but everybody came. that was the sign that nobody loved him and thats how you know if people love you
My granddad died in Ausschwitz in ww2........... He fell from a tower
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Part 1: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 2:two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 3: two men were walking down the way when the third one came Part 4: guess what.... two men were walking down the way when the second one fell in the sewers and died.... the first one was lonely
