This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
This category is messed up.
My Mom died in 9/11, at least she was doing what she loved, flying planes.
My great uncle died in a concentration camp.
He fell off one of the guard towers.
Me: Good night, everyone.
My friends and family: Night.
Me: *gets in coffin*
My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?
My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.
One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Farrah Fawcett? Six hours.
At weddings my mom always tells me I’m next. So I say the same to her, at funerals.
What do you call an orphan you put into a volcano with a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
The flag at NAMBLA headquarters is flying at half mast.
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Why did he die? He forgot to get a new GPU for his new PC.
Bro, Kobe Bryant is singing with the basketball team in his helicopter, celebrating right now, I bet.
Oh wait, I forgot.
Michael Jackson went into an Italian restaurant and died because he choked on 9-year-old meatballs.