Death

Death Jokes

Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

One day my friend said: "I want tacos from Katie's, you?" and I said no thanks and she left. I never saw her again. Today I remember that I saw her name on TV as one of the victims of suicide, then I remember her and my motto: "If I'm dying, you're dying with me, you got no choice." I NEVER ate tacos from Katie's again.

One of my friends got a haircut, and everyone giggled and bullied him... I didn’t, I died of laughter 😂

Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.

If just Africa had more mosquito nets, millions of innocent mosquitos could be saved from a horrible death of AIDS