What do you call suicidal Hitler?
Slitler.
Death Jokes
Never challenge death to a pillow fight.
Unless you're prepared for the reapercushions.
Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?
Because he’s dead.
Why can't an orphan live peacefully?
Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
I have been thinking about suicide lately. I mean, hey, my mom tells me I can do anything I put my mind to.
The emo girl got jealous that her phone died and not her.
Why did Technoblade die?
Because God wished him dead for all the orphans he made fun of.
What did the tree do to the emo? Left her hanging.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Do emo kids get jealous of their phone when it dies?
What do you call a pig that goes to the slaughterhouse? Technoblade.
The last words of a depressive person are: "Yay, Freedom."
What did the tree say to the kid with the rope?
Nothing, he was hanging.
Hey, my grandfather was part of WWII. Yeah. He killed Hitler!
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Cause he would never look both ways.
Why did the dick suck my ass? They died.
Two scientists walk into a bar. The first one says: "I'll have some H2O."
The second one says: "I'll have some H2O, too." And then he died.
I wanted to do something nice for my uncle, so I cleaned out the nice vase that was given at grandma's funeral. It had so much sand, I'm glad to help.
I saw a helicopter fly. Next minute, I knew Kobe was on the news.
