Why couldn't the T-rex clap his hands?
Because he's dead
What is killing your friend called? a homie-side
What do you call a deaf child? -Ryan Simmonite-
two husbands walk into a bar the first one says my wife is an angel the second one says your lucky mine is still alive
SPOILER ALERT... I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T___ S____ snapped it away!
My favorite toast for parties:
May I be in heaven half an hour before the devil knows I'm dead.
ble get get get gettttt pull the glock pew pew pew pew pew thats the silencer BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM BOOM
Steven Hawking died because he was to far away from the Wi-Fi router
There was a penguin breathing with his ass. One day he sat down and he died.
Why are there no women in the NFL? Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity. So the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch shed have to be?
What's the hardest line to draw in a hospital?
... A FLATLINE!
My nan coughed and threw up a lung. Now she is dead
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
Roses are blood red, violets are twilight-hued oh how I wish I was dead so that I no longer have to brood. Death would be a reprieve as I would no longer have to be true, and I would no longer have to be around any of you.
Steven Hawkings had a heart attack the year before his death.
They took him to pc world for repairs.
My dad always wanted one last smoke before his death so we smoked his ashes.
I'm a fast reader, I can go through 20 stories in a few seconds.
Hey do you know why America sucks we have the death penalty
I got a lot running through my head right now. I wish at least one was a 12-gauge round.
What Do You Sing On a Dead Person's Birthday? Happy Death-Day To You
