Death jokes
Mom: I was an orphan once. The kid: Oh, ok, idgaf. Mom: And you're gonna be too! :) The kid: Ok, idgaf- WAIT WHAT THE FU-
Imagine if on April first the government says, "Hahhaha, you all fell for it. Covid-19 is fake; we actually killed all those people, lol."
What’s the difference between me and Chester Bennington?
I know how to use an exercise band.
Levon Aronian's wife died in a car crash. That's wheelie unfortunate.
You got a black cat.
He was bad luck.
Everyone left you and you committed suicide.
What a CATastrophe!
Why was the kid not able to cross the hallway?
Answer: The school shooter already shot him in the middle of the hallway.
Why did the Orphan have imaginary parents?
Because his last parents existed.
When you throw paper at a hill, you can say, "Hey, look, it is like Kobe's helicopter!"
From your Dad.
I won’t be back for a while, it’s a very long line.
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D
My depressed mom looks good hanging from a tree.
Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't know why I am still alive for you.
You wanna know what I have in common with an apple?
We BOTH look good hanging in a tree.
What was going through the student's heads during a school shooting?
Bullets.
Why is your nan gay? Because she's an orphan.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
A rich girl is flying on his helicopter when suddenly it crashes, killing everyone. What was the last thing that went through her head?
The helicopter blade!
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
Orphan's prayer: In the name of the Father, The Son, The Holy Spirit. Amen.