Wanting to be a Christmas decoration

The joke plays on the double meaning of "hanging". The speaker expresses a desire to be a Christmas decoration, which literally hangs. But, "hanging" is also associated with suicide by hanging, making the joke dark and morbid.

• Christmas
• Holiday
• Suicide
• Sadness
• Hang
• Tree

• What's a depressed kid's favorite holiday?.... Christmas because everything is hanging.
• What do Christmas decorations and dead people have in common? They both hang from a tree!
• Why do Emos love Christmas? So they can pretend they're ornaments and hang themselves on trees. Hope you liked it, happy holidays!
• If I don't get a partner for Christmas this year, mistletoe won't be the only thing hanging from the ceiling.