I would say something funny, but I would have to dig someone up.
Death Jokes
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
Dark humor jokes are like kids with cancer.
They never get old.
Never attempt to foreshadow your own death, you may end up regretting it. You can chop me up and throw me in the fridge if I’m wrong.
There are plenty more fish in the sea is the last thing you should say to a necrophiliac.
People say that they miss xxxtentacion, like the bullet didn’t.
Guy: "My life is like a game, I should end it."
Guy 2: "Is it a hard life?"
Guy: "Yup"
Guy 2: "Then you can't kill yourself LOL"
Guy 3: "Hold on, I know a cheat code to finish the 'game'"
Once again, RIP Daniel Kyre, he actually died this day five years ago.
He attempted suicide Sep 16, and was in life support, till his parents made the tough decision of taking him off.
We will miss ya bud..... (cyndagoooooooo)
My friend committed suicide yesterday... At least he went out with a bang.
A depressed kid was stuck on a tree, and a man saw the kid.
Man: "Hang in there! I'm gonna get some help!"
Two minutes later, the kid literally did what the guy said.
RIP Daniel Kyre from Cyndago (July 6, 1994-September 18, 2015)
Daniel committed suicide five years ago today......
So I was at a class at school, and then boom, explosion. Lots of dead.
I shoot at the people too, haha, goodbye class. Scary.
Ah yes, cremation. My last chance of having a smokin' hot body.
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Why did the skeleton feel alone?
He was BONEsome.
Part 2: He walks up to a stake and nails himself there. Then he finds the knife and says to someone to find a cake to celebrate his death, but everybody came. That was the sign that nobody loved him, and that's how you know if people love you.
If Jeffy goes to an orphanage, he will die. How is he supposed to move?
Man: Oi, dude, why did you shoot the orphans!?
Other man: Because.
Man: Because why!?
Other man: Because who are they gonna tell? Their parents?
My granddad died in Auschwitz in WW2...
He fell from a tower.
What did death say during a helicopter crash?
KOBE!
Suicide is the way to get even with the bitch called probability.
Suicide: Turning one's biology into complex organic chemistry.
