Death jokes
What do you call a bunch of depressed kids with AK47s?
Suicide squad. 😂😂😂
Your forehead so big, I think that's what Kobe crashed into.
What's cold, blue and makes women cry?
Cot death.
What happened when the depressed kid went to give it a high five?
It left him hanging.
I saw a kid sitting on the curb and I asked him, "Are you an orphan?"
He said, "Yeah, what gave me away?" "You're parents did."
I fucked your mom, oh wait, you don't have one.
When I finished high school, I wanted to take my graduation money and buy myself a motorcycle, but my mom said no.
See, she had a brother who died in a horrible motorcycle accident when he was eighteen, and I could just have his motorcycle.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
His parents were on the other side!
I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like everyone else in the plane.
I bet my friend $5 that he would drown in the lake.
... It was a bittersweet victory.
Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.
What do you call a dead woman in the back of your car?
Idk, I just have a couple in the backseat.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw it.
What if plants are farming us, giving us oxygen until we die, and turn into natural fertilizer which helps them?
Why did I kill?
Because I'm dumb.
My poem, roses are red, violets are blue. I will die very soon. 🔪
My dad died, so I dug his grave. I was asked why I murdered him. I answered, "Guess we'll never know who did it because he dug his own grave." My father was William Afton.
If you execute someone in ventricular fibrillation in the electric chair, will they come back to life once and then die?
I ate my mom.
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was arrested on suspicion of murder.