Death jokes
Little Johnny likes to play with toy guns.
Little Johnny paints them black.
Little Johnny went to a gun store.
Little Johnny made a big mess.
The cemetery people were getting paid.
Like this if you have ever had a family member die.
A man is about to be hanged. His executioner asks for his last words.
The man says, “Man, it’s hard to think of something when your life is on the line.”
When is a right time to dance on a body? If it is under the floorboards.
It's a grave mistake to talk badly about the death.
Why did the orphan cross the road and stop in a lane? To get run over.
My dad killed Hitler.
What did the Emo and the Orphan have in common?
They both hang with the trees.
How do you know someone is going to die?
He can't stop coughing. (coffin)
What does a cannibal ask for when leaving a restaurant?
"Can I have a bodybag?"
How emos propose: Would you please join my family tree?
What takes knowledge to do and also takes knowledge away?
Looking down the barrel and pulling the trigger. 😂
Sometime ago I went to the morgue and asked if they took walk-ins.
What's the difference between a God and my mom?
My mom exists. I mean... she did at one point! Unlike any "Gods."
I'm gonna jump to my death.
Don't worry. I won't jump far.
Just off this chair here...
Chris Benoit is like a depressed orphan because he killed his family.
dont make jokes about the accident my dad died in it he was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia :(
When I was a kid, my hamster died, so my mum bought a new identical one, hoping I wouldn't notice. It didn't matter anyway, since I beat that one to death, too.
Did Jesus die a virgin?
Of course not, you idiot. He got nailed before he died!
The doctor gave his patient 1 day of life, so he shot him. Then the judge gave him 15 years, so there you go, problem solved.