Death jokes
What fell first, the emo kid or the leaf? The leaf, 'cause the emo kid just hung.
Why don’t you get a book about how to commit suicide?
Because you won’t bring it back afterwards.
"Russian" twists into a ditch, dead!
I can’t help you find orphan jokes. Maybe ask their family.
My Mom said, "I have a daughter that killed herself for getting bullied."
Well, I said, "Have you seen her?"
I told a joke to a guy who had jumped off a bridge... He was in bits! 🤣🤦♂️
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and an airplane landing strip? Don't know, neither did my dad.
My friend died from Ligma!
Ligma balls.
A boy tried to give a tree a high-five, but instead, he ended up hanging.
Why is rape worse than death?
Because dead people get way more attention.
Kid: Hey, why am I an orphan?
Adult: I don't know, ask your parents.
Why was Kobe a good father?
He took his daughter with him.
Why do orphans want to die?
Because they might see their parents in Heaven.
Teacher: What do you kids want to be when you grow up?
Kid 1: I want to be a firefighter.
Kid 2: I want to be a police officer.
Kid 3: I want to be dead like both my parents.
Teacher: Ok, everyone pull out your books.
Kid 4: Are we going to ignore what he said?
Teacher: What do you want me to do? Call his parents?
(1968) - Hellen Keller died, didn’t you hear?
No?
Well neither did she.
Teacher: "I used to be an orphan once."
Student: "That’s sad."
Teacher: "Anyways, who is away today?"
Student: "Your parents."
You didn't know that Helen Keller is dead? It's fine; neither does she.
More cops died from COVID than anything else last year, hahahaha.
They should have shot COVID instead of Tyrone on the microphone, lmfao.
How's your dad?
What? I forgot he's still sleeping.
Depression: Here, your mom just died.
Me: My mom is already dead.