Deal jokes
Why is everyone trying to make a big deal out of this? My family were only flying to Pakistan and crashed into 2 towers.
Lil Johnny went to school and said, "Teacher, if you let me poop my pants, I will let you have my dad and his money. Will you do it, Mrs. Johnson?"
9/11 sale
What do you call a pregnant slave? Buy one get one free.
A pedophile pulls up to little Jonny, lowers his window and asks, "hey little boy, if I give you a lolly, will you come in my car?" Little Jonny replies, "Give me the whole packet and I’ll come in your mouth."
Just got an iPhone 12 for my brother, best trade I've ever made.
If there was someone selling drugs around here, we'd know.
Why buy a pregnant slave over a normal slave? Buy 1 get 1 free. 😂😂😂😂
Always trust strangers
boobs
get me to 20 followers for milk
How it feels dealing with women...
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my mom be like
Community talk
my moms trying to slut shame me for shit i dindt do like... you came home so many times with so many idffrent guys, sometimes more than one guy you stole fuckgin handcuffs from me you had a kid on caollage btw cause you couldnt keep your dick out of your pants then procceded to have more who you obvously shouldnt have and when your bfs here, he makes it clear you flirt with other guys you littearly fuck someone like daily so i dont want to hear it but if im a slut, like mother, like fucking daughter.
I hate my life lolz okay so even though I made a giant ass deal about it, im not les.. im.. close it's something called Homoflexible, it's kind of a weird name. Basically, its like pan with a huge preference. Like, id date 90% girls and 10% guys, genderfluid, and non binary. Sorry for making a huge deal, about it, sexuality is really confusing.. thoughts of being with men still kind of make me sick, but my brains willing to make exceptions, like... idk hwo to explain. its a rare thought, because i did think about it. how did i love alain so much if i dotn like guys? and some other factors too. Anyways, im still gay as fuck.
Ik yall won't really care but I'm sorry for being a selfish ass person I've been dealing with my mom she's trying to put me in Julie hall. It really sucks that the one person you thought you had someone to always stand by your side and it hurts.
My mom walk in to me self harming and she laughed at me. And so yk It was bc of a mental breakdown because of my mom but I am trying to get the right help and I'm truly sorry ik the world would love to see me go but I am sorry to everyone I harmed