Forklift jokes

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

Smaller babies may be delivered by a stork, but bigger ones need a crane.

The F in orphan stands for family.

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.

What is the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of babies?

You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.