Forklift jokes

Yo mama so fat, I saw her eat with 3 utensils: A spoon, a knife, and a FORKLIFT.

Hey Autocorrect- STOP TAMPERING WITH MY CURSE WORDS YOU MOTHERDUCKING FORKLIFT!

What flour do you give an orphan?

Self-raising.

What type of flour do you buy an orphan? Self-raising.

What is an orphan's favorite beer?

"Fosters."

Why do orphans hate going to Costco? Because they need a parent to get samples.

What do a shopping cart and a wheelchair have in common? They both carry vegetables.