What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
The teacher is asking you a question. Teacher: If your biggest dream came true, what would you be? Me: dead.
Why Didnt The Skeleton Go To Prom?
He Was Dead. You Fool. You Fell For My Trick. Im Very Heartless-
Oh Wait
YOU FOOL-
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby? I don't jizz on a apple before eating it
stop the dead baby jokes where running out of babys
When you at a funeral and you laugh at the body...everyone stares and one person said isn ́t that your mom......?
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why can't depressed people make depression jokes because they cant talk if they are dead.
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So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar just kidding he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
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What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby.
I don't worship Jesus.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
why couldnt the rape victim run away?
because she was dead
What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby In a clown suit
How does the dog dance? He doesn't...he's dead
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I am going to be a ghost for Halloween, I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least ide be dead.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead
