Dead jokes
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
Memes
if you get this i love you
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Worried I am dead.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.