Dead jokes
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.
Why couldn't the rape victim run away?
Because she was dead.
Memes
How does the dog dance?
He doesn't... he's dead.
When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.
I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.
Why is September 11th the best birthday ever? No one forgets it :)
Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?
He was dead.
Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
He was also dead.
Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?
Monkey see, monkey do.
Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?
He was stapled to the first one.
What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?
Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.
What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?
Stopping it with a pitchfork.
Worried I am dead.
What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten trees.
What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.
What do you call a dead hooker?
It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.
What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?
Dead.
Dear Hearing People,
We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.
Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.
A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.
What's better than a pile of dead babies?
One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.