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Museum

If museums are full of dead things...

Then why aren't there any memes inside them?

Memes

Laugh

When a person yells, just laugh and remember that they can’t hurt what’s already dead.

Ghost

I am going to be a ghost for Halloween. I actually want to be a ghost every day, because at least I'd be dead.

Monkey

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?

He was dead.

Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was also dead.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree?

Monkey see, monkey do.

Why did the fourth monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first one.

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  • Santa Claus

    What is worse to have - a dead baby or a dead Santa Claus?

    Santa. You need extra freezers for reindeer.

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  • Clown

    What is more fun than spinning a clown around on a clothes line at 100 miles an hour?

    Stopping it with a pitchfork.

    Baby

    What's worse than ten dead babies nailed to one tree?

    One dead baby nailed to ten trees.

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  • Baby

    What's worse than 2 dead babies in a trash bin? Two babies in one trash bin.

    Hooker

    What do you call a dead hooker?

    It doesn't matter, she won't answer you.

    Deaf people

    Dear Hearing People,

    We, deaf people, ain’t dead. We can use our hands to talk, eat & fist your face to give you some 💡 awareness that we can understand you 💯 meanwhile we laugh at you 🤡 We can even dance via vibration through music.

    Do you know the song w lyric like this 👇 *white b.... accent: Ohhh.. MY God BECKY.. L👀k at her butt. IT is SO BIG. *BIG BEAT DROP* I...LIKE...BIG...BUTT...I cannot LIE 👻 I promise we ain’t ghosting around - Brittany Rose.

    Squirrel

    A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter, so now I am dead!" Haha, it is funny because the squirrel gets dead.

    Baby

    What's better than a pile of dead babies?

    One that's alive in the middle that has to eat its way out.

    Orphan

    What do you call an orphan with parents?

    Idk, I never met one before.

    Bonus joke: I went up to an orphan and asked where his parents were. He said, "I don’t have any." I said, "Wonder why."

    Another bonus joke: Me: Hey. Orphan: Hey. Me: What do you do for fun? Orphan: Look for my parents. Me: Me, so they're not dead? Orphan: No, they just abandoned me.

    More bonus: What do you call a homeless kid?

    An orphan.

    Last bonus: Why don’t orphanages teach kids about home?

    Because they can’t find one.

    lmao this is so funny, dark humor can be funny. Sorry, orphans!

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