Dead jokes
Gwen, are you dead????? If not, I am Alya. Thanks for always standing up for me!!!!!!!!!!!
What is the best way to catch a baby from falling off the roof?
With a pitchfork.
Capital Extra is a radio station!
Capital Extra is Ashley's dead ass!
A guy says to his dog, "Where are you?" The dog was actually dead, bro.
What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of your mouth, while the other one doesn't!
Yo mama's so stinky that whenever she walks into a building, the flies drop dead!
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
Dead baby jokes never get old...
I can't believe my friends. They killed themselves without me!
Roses are dead, violets smell like poo, I got a big fucking shotgun, what you gonna do?
Lol.
A boy sat in his bed, watching a meteor shower. He was a vengeful child and wished that his parents would no longer bother him whilst he was gaming.
The next morning, he woke up to find his mother had passed away in the night. Clearly his wish had worked. However, his father worked a midnight job, and as such the boy was very confused when he returned home from work, expecting him to have met the same fate.
The two of them then looked out the window in thought, only to find the milkman lying dead on the pavement.
My builder was extending my basement when he questioned me because he found three dead kids in a corner tied together.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Friend 1: Did you?
Depressed friend 2: I didn't!
Friend one: Swear on your life!
Depressed friend 2: I swear.
A week later friend 2 dropped dead to their utter delight.
Gvido gubis.
What's the difference between a rock and a dead baby?
You can't fuck a rock.
How do skeletons make love?
They bone each other!
What's terrible? Three dead babies nailed to one tree.
What's worse than that? One dead baby nailed to three trees.
"My parents are dead, lol," said the orphan.