Dead jokes
Suicide won't work, I'm already dead inside.
How many dead kittens does it take to clog a pool filter? Seven when I tried!
What do you do when a baby starts to cry?
You use more lube.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead; his update is just laggy because he is too far from the WiFi box.
Why doesn’t Helen Keller go to the optometrist?
Because she’s dead.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?
One dead baby nailed to ten!
The teacher is asking you a question.
Teacher: "If your biggest dream came true, what would you be?"
Me: "Dead."
Why didn't the skeleton go to prom?
He was dead. You fool. You fell for my trick. I'm very heartless.
Oh wait.
You fool!
What's the difference between an apple and a dead baby?
I don't jizz on an apple before eating it.
Stop with the dead baby jokes. We're running out of babies.
When you're at a funeral and you laugh at the body... everyone stares, and one person said, "Isn't that your mom...?"
Why can't depressed people make depression jokes? Because they can't talk if they are dead.
So I told an orphan to slap themselves until they are wanted. I came back the next day to see them slapping themselves. Then I stopped them and told them to punch themselves.
The next day I saw a dead orphan.
What do emo boys and emo girls have in common? They both wanna die and cut so they can die faster, but they are already dead, already dead to me!
So Kobe Bryant walked into a bar, just kidding, he's dead and his fame went spiraling out of control.
What do you get when you throw a pile of dead babies into a fryer?
Kentucky Fried Children!
What's it called when you eat those same babies?
Finger Lickin' Good!
What's the difference between Jesus and a dead, naked baby?
I don't worship Jesus.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
If museums are full of dead things...
Then why aren't there any memes inside them?
What's funnier than a dead baby?
A dead baby in a clown suit.