Dead jokes
What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
I don’t have another talking stage in me. 🤦🏿♂️ Do you squirt, and is your BD dead? 😭
What do you call a dev that is dead?
A deadveloper.
Okay, long story fast, I walked to GameStop in my house, in the kitchen, by Walmart, to a BTS Squid Game concert, and Drake and Pablo were there for her labor in the Cowboys stadium by Nike, so I bought a pencil from a dead alive man. He said "ZOO WEE MAMA." So yeah.
Ironic that this page is dead.
How do you tell when your wife is dead?
The sex is the same, but the dishes pile up.
Why did the T-Rex not clap when you won a prize?
Because it's dead.
What did the pirate say when he saw a ghost? He said, "Oh my God, it's me dead parrot!"
So a kid asks his dad, "Why was I born?"
The dad replies, "I thought that girl was dead!"
What do Hitler's gas "shower" and guns have in common? They both kill someone.
Caesar went to the future only to see how the Romans forgot Julius Caesar but only made a salad... I think it would have been better if Caesar stayed dead.
What's the similarity between Christmas stuffing and my penis?
I like them both inside dead animals, because alive animals feel too much like men, and then I'd cum too quick.
Baby Shark be like, "It's the END," bruh, they dead.
New horror movie idea. The main character loves anime. The killer yells "Omae wa mou shindeiru." The main character instinctively yells back "NANI???" and is killed.
Imagine me being 12 feet taller than your dad.
Why could the zombie not clap? Because it was dead, duh!
Why didn't the chicken cross the road?
'Cause it got knocked down on its way.
What is something that makes you wish you were dead, rips your skin off, is small, can wear you out in two seconds, betray you in any way possible, and can eat you alive?
Kid's.
Your Nan is dead.
He's got a massive f*cking cock, Ayew, Ayew. He tucks it in his football sock, Ayew, Ayew. Shagged a bird and now she's dead, Swung his cock around her head, Jordan Ayew Palace number nine.