Day jokes
Why are gay dudes so rude?
Because they're fucking assholes.
What do you call field day in Africa?
The Hunger Games.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they daydream, they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it.
I saw a depressed kid and I gave him a lamp to lighten up his day.
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
Back in my day, the chicken dance was where the hen got raped by an angry pack of roosters.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
I told my brother if he wanted to have a wonderful first day of school, then he should put a cookbook in the women's sports section at the school library.
I hate my job—all I do is crush cans all day. It’s soda pressing.
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.
Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.
"What?" Angelica replied.
"I'm a guy."
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.