Day jokes

Where can white people cook better than Black people?

On Father’s Day.

Do you know how hard it is to maintain a good body these days?

I think Jeffrey Dahmer had the right idea, just put it in the freezer.

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

One day, a little girl was texting her friend. "Guess what, Angelica!" said the little girl.

"What?" Angelica replied.

"I'm a guy."

Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid.

Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.

I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!

Me be like: ;-;

You were sad because your grandmother died.

The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.

A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.

The next day, he could see only one color... black.

On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"

The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."

The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"

The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."

What's the difference between Monday and a dick?

They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.

I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.

I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.

It was the hardest day of my life.

People have been telling me that you can get things for free now.

The other day I saw a sign saying "FREE PALESTINE."

9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥

What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!

I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.