The other day i pushed a Chinese women off the golden gate bridge i was Wong on so many levels.
A Chinese moves to the USA after 50 years of living in Shanghai.
He bought a home on a small piece of land.
The friendly American neighbor decides to go across and welcome the new guy.
He goes next door but on his way up the drive-way he sees the Chinese man running around his front yard, chasing about 10 hens.
Not wanting to interrupt these 'Chinese customs', he decides to put the welcome on hold for the day.
Next day he decides to try again, but just as he is about to knock on the front door, he looks through the window and sees him urinate into a glass and then drink it.
Not wanting to interrupt another 'Chinese custom', he decides to put the welcome on hold for yet another day.
A day later he decides to give it one last go, but on his way next door, he sees the neighbour leading a bull down the drive way and then put his left ear next to the bull's butt.
The American dude can't handle this, so he goes up to the Chinese man and says, "Jeez man, what the hell is it with your Chinese customs? I come over to welcome you to the neighborhood and see you running around the yard after hens. The next day you are pissing in a glass and drinking it and then today you have your head so close to that bull's butt, it could just about shit on you."
The Chinese man is very taken back and says, "Sorry sir, you no understand, these no Chinese customs I am doing, these are American Customs."
'What do you mean' says the neighbor, "Those aren't American customs."
"Yes they are, man at travel agent tell me" replied the Chinese man. "He say to become true American, I must learn to chase chicks get piss drunk and listen to bull-shit!"
I was walking down the street one day and I passed the gun store. I walked in and everything was half off. I didn't know back to school sales had started already
The fourth month (Symbolizing 41%) on the first day, transgenders mourn for the trans suicides That day is called "April Fool's"
i saw a depressed kid and i gave him a lamp to lighten up his day
I went to the tattoo shop and asked for a skull. A jewish guy behind me said “a skull? Back in my day, we could only get numbers.”
Why do orphans only have 362 days in a year?
Because they don't have: Mothers, fathers, and family day!
my mom and dad: KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS TO EAT me: what's for dinner Mom and Dad: food The next day KIDS COME DOWNSTAIRS FOR FOOD my brother and sister what's for dinner: mr: food ;-;
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.
I once was playing with my friend and roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. i broke up with her and unfriended him then i saw my mom and my uncle crying! Me be like : ;-;
Chuck Norris has come in contact with Covid. Covid is now in a 14-day quarantine.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11. My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
One day, a little girl was texting her friend. " Guess what Angelica!" said the little girl
"What?" Angelica replied
"I'm a guy."
I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.
I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over
people have been telling me that you can get things for free now
the other day i saw a sign saying " FREE PALESTINE "
I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.