Day jokes
Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.
Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.
My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.
I got fired my first day at the bank. This old lady told me to check her balance, so I pushed her over.
I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.