Day jokes
I once was playing with my friend and Roblox girlfriend, then one day, they cheated on me. I broke up with her and unfriended him, then I saw my mom and my uncle crying!
Me be like: ;-;
You were sad because your grandmother died.
The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.
I told an orphan there were 363 days in a year.
Yo momma's like a cloud, when she disappears, it's a beautiful sunny day.
I overdosed on Viagra yesterday.
It was the hardest day of my life.
When I saw this, I couldn’t stop laughing
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What did John say to little Timmy? Happy Disable day!
One day I was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger. It grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all. Now I am just a big butthole typing this. Please help me!
I beat up a deaf kid the other day. I had to. He kept throwing up gang signs.
Went swimming today and peed in the deep end. The lifeguard saw me and blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in.
What's the difference between Monday and a dick?
They're not different. They're both unnecessarily long and hard.
9/11 2001... that day was fire🔥
I'm afraid for my gay calendar. Its days are numbered!
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Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Don’t feel bad about this day because there’s a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That is why it is called the present."
A guy stuffed some cigarettes up his eyes thinking it would make him see colors.
The next day, he could see only one color... black.
On the first day of school, the teacher asked a student, "What are your parent's names?"
The student replied, "My father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is Smiling."
The teacher said, "Are you kidding?"
The student said, "No, Kidding is my brother, I am Joking."
Is it just me, or are you the prettiest person I've seen today?
He never has a bad day because he always wakes up on both sides of the bed.