Day Jokes

is it just me or your the prettiest person I seen today

Yo momma's like a cloud, when she dissappear's, its a beatiful sunny day.

I overdosed on viagra yesterday, It was the hardest day of my life

I seen a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back, one of em was having fun getting his knot tying badge.

Sally had (69) boobs witch was (2,2,2) many (69222)so she went to the doctor on (51)st street ( 6922251) whom gave her pills she took (x8) times a day and now she is boobless

one day i was just sitting around when my butthole began to grow larger it grew and grew and began to engulf the other parts of my body until it swallowed them all now i am just a big butthole typing this please help me

on the first day of school, the teacher asked a student " what are your parent's names?" the student replied " my father's name is Laughing and my mother's name is smiling" the teacher said " are you kidding" the student said, "no kidding is my brother I am joking."

Went swimming today and peed in the deep end the lifeguard saw me blew his whistle so loud I almost fell in

I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.

I got fired my first day at the bank this old lady told me to check her balance so I pushed her over

Azibo works 10 hours a day in the sun and is paid 1 euro an hour. Thanks to a fundraiser we will be able to raise the necessary funds to buy a whip to make him work twice as much.

Did you hear about the guy that went to a nudist Clooney? The first day was his hardest

Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants

You were sad because your grandmother died. The next day, you were washing your face, and you realize sadness made your face BLUE.

I told a orphan there was 363 days in a year

I told the ugly friend in my friend group that when they day dream they shouldn't picture themselves because it will just ruin it