Dating jokes
Why do people love dating orphans?
Because they're always home alone.
Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.
And she leaves you on felt.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.
I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.
Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."
Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.
This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.
/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log
Thank you, -Connor
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
I used to date a girl with a lazy eye. Turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time.
My ex.
Are you a noose, 'cause I wanna hang out with you?
I asked my phone why I couldn't get a date.
It showed a picture of myself.