New Dating Jokes - Page 8 - Worst Jokes Ever

I finally got a girlfriend.

Her name is Remington Model 32.

I once told Siri, "Hey Siri, why am I still single?" She opened the front camera.

As we speak now, someone is making arrangements for December with your girlfriend.

"My friend and her boyfriend were kissing until she puts her tongue down his throat, and what happens next is really weird."

The tongue gets stuck in his throat and starts to guh-guh-gughhh trying to get her tongue out of his throat, but it cumssssss out with spit all over his tongue, then they break up because he didn't want that to happen ever again...:/

Where does a cow take his date?

Answer: To the moooooovies!

Why do people love dating orphans?

Because they're always home alone.

Imagine you ask a girl out in braille.

And she leaves you on felt.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay.

I go out with enyaw, now she is just gay now.

Girlfriend: "One day I will marry and a lot of men will be sad that day."

Boyfriend: "Wow, how many men do you plan to marry?"

Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?

Because there were only 20 of them.

If I'm still single by Christmas, Santa won't be the only one jumping off a roof.

Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"

Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."

Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."

Guy: "About that..."

Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!

Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?

Femboys are looking kinda tasty for a date, especially the dick and their balls.

This is the log reference. Use it to post your logs. Logs can be posted by Info Gatherers or Announcers.

/{[(Log date) -Month- -Year- -Day-] -Log Title- } "-Log Information- " End of Log

Thank you, -Connor

Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!

"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"