Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
Date Jokes
At a date:
He: "I work with animals every day."
Me: "Oh, how sweet! What do you do?"
He: "I'm a butcher."
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why does sour cream have an expiration date?
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light up when she touched him.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
