What does milk and a kid with cancer have in common? An expiration date.
Why did the duck not enjoy his restaurant date?
Because he didn't want to see the bill.
I'm 34 and I went on a date with my 19 year old girlfriend, I got heckled with "you're a paedophile!" and "you sick F...!" Completely ruined our 10th anniversary!
Where did the cow go on his first date, to the moovies
Stephen Hawking went on a date and came back with a broken leg. I can't believe she stood him up.
at a date : he: i work with animals everyday me: oh how sweet!what do you do? he:I'm a butcher
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Why does Sour Cream have an expiration date?
Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
