Why did tube date electricity? Because he would light put when she touched him.
As a 13 year old, online dating is a tough thing.
Every time I meet someone new, they end up in jail.
What's the best part of dating a homeless girl?
You can drop her off anywhere.
Today I was asked to go out by 20 girls. -- I was in the women's bathroom.
Why do programmers always mix up Halloween and Christmas?
Because Oct 31 == Dec 25.
