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Date jokes

The only problem being short and gay is that whenever I try to tell people I'm top in my relationship, they don't believe me because I'm shorter than the person I'm dating, like, WTF?

What's the same thing between milk and a kid with cancer?

They both have an expiry date.

I went on a date last night and told my date I worked with animals every day.

She said, "Oh, how sweet. What do you do?" I said, "I'm a butcher."

Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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    • I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

    Her pants were on fire.

    Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

    The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

    Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

    I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

    Why are there no women in the NFL?

    Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

    So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.