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Sans: Why couldn't the skeleton go to prom?

Papyrus: Why? AND YOU KNOW I HATE PUNS!

Sans: Because they had NO BODY to go with.

Papyrus: THAT IS ENOUGH!!!

Sans: Sorry, didn't mean to GET UNDER YOUR SKIN.

Papyrus: YOU HAVE MADE ME MAD TO THE BONE SANS......wait

Sans: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

I told my cousin since we're not blood-related our parents would let us date.

Her pants were on fire.

Why do men sag their pants so low and still wear a belt?

The same reason women bring their purse on a date and don't pay.

Visiting Alabama? Pop-up dating ads be like: "Never be lonely at cousinsonly.com."

I dated a German girl, it was very annoying when she kept on screaming her age and moaning.

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    • Why are there no women in the NFL?

    Commissioner Roger Goodell firmly believes in equal opportunity, so the girl tries out. Then, if she makes the team, we gangbang her to death. I mean, could you imagine what a scary birch she'd have to be?

    So I walk into Orchids Of Asia. I come out three minutes later with the best massage of my life. What's the catch? Aye, there, matey, the catch of the day be crabs.

    A guy walks into a bar. He sees a hot girl. He walks up to her and says, "You're getting laid tonight." She replies, "What are you, some sort of psychic?" He says, "No, I'm just stronger than you."

    Ever notice 9-1-1 (the number for the po-po) is the Great Date (9-11)... Hmmm.

    When Lexa took Clarke out on a date, she walked past the candle shop, and she bought all the candles. After the date, they went back to the Heda's (Commander's) Tower, which is basically a huge candle. "All I wanna do is Candle you!"