Darkness

Darkness jokes

Pedophile

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

Fish

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

Wife

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

Friend

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Indian

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

Water

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Guy

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

Heart

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

Boss

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Road

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Woman

What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?

Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.