Darkness jokes
If you are on here, don’t hate. There will be rude ones, but it doesn’t matter.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).
1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.
2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.
3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.
4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.
5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!
6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."
7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.
8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.
Most controversial types of matter:
1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.
It never gets old.
The "w" in Africa is for water.
I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."