Dark humor is like water. It exists.
Dark humor is like pussy whining bitches don't get it
i have a fish that can breakdance! only once though, and only for 20 seconds...
Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.
There are women complaining about being r@ped.
JUST DON'T GO NEAR DARK ALLEYS WITH A SPORTS BRA ON. 😁
What can't a sniper say to his wife?
"I missed you."
Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-
Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.
Why are Indians dark?
Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball
They don’t know what home is
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
