Darkness jokes

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

What can't a sniper say to his wife?

"I missed you."

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

The "w" in Africa is for water.

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

What's black and white and red all over?

The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.

My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

You when you face the boss the first time: :)

You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(

You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(

You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:

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Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side.