Darkness jokes

Few jokes (sorry if they have already been used).

1 I couldn't figure out why the baseball kept getting bigger. Then it hit me.

2 Why does Humpty Dumpty love autumn? Because he always has a great fall.

3 Have you heard the one about the skunk? Never mind, it really stinks.

4 It's always windy in a sports arena. All those fans.

5 What is the best day to go to the beach? Sunday, of course!

6 Comic Sans walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve your type here."

7 What's the easiest way to get straight As? Use a ruler.

8 Why were they called the Dark Ages? Because there were lots of knights.

Most controversial types of matter:

1. Dark matter 2. Anti-matter 3. Black Lives Matter.

What do you call a black person?

Dark humor.

Dark humor is like a kid with cancer.

It never gets old.

Me and my wife love playing table tennis. I couldn’t win all day, but when it got dark, I managed to beat her. I don’t know how the police found out so quickly.

The "w" in Africa is for water.

I have a fish that can breakdance! Only once though, and only for 20 seconds...

Dark humor is like water. It exists.

Dark humor is like pussy: whining bitches don't get it.

What can't a sniper say to his wife?

"I missed you."

Friend: Hey, did you catch that game last night? I did, it was so good! After that I went to Kane’s, because Kane's is amazing! What did you do this weekend? I did-

Me: Dude, are you the Terms and Conditions? Because I don’t give a fuck about what you say.

Why are Indians dark?

Because they are born and bred in chicken curry.

What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?

"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"

R.I.P. Floyd.

Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.

Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?

The guy was black.

I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.

Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!

The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.

The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.

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My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.

Why do people hate Velma now?

Because she joined the Dark Side.