Darkness jokes
Helen Keller fell down a well. She screamed and screamed until she was blue in the hands.
There was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was.
She said, "Well son, do you see that guy over there across the road? Go give him a high-five."
Son said, "But I can't see."
Mom said, "That's the point."
I got in trouble in school for leaving the depressed kid hanging.
How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb?
None, because they beat the room for being dark, then arrest the room for being broke.
Dark humor.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Suicide.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
what makes emos jump?
a. bridges
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
A 6-year-old girl decides to get baptized. She walks into the water of the river. Unfortunately, the pastor was drunk. The pastor put her in the water and dunked her under. The drunken man then forgot to bring her up from the water. The poor girl drowned and died...
Later on, when the pastor was better and thrown in jail, all he had to say to the mortified family was, “Well, at least she’s in heaven!”
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Today, I asked my phone, "Siri, why am I still single?" and it activated the front camera.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
What's the worst thing about committing suicide? You can only do it once.
What's the only regret you would have when you eventually kill yourself? It wasn't sooner.
Best way to stop a fight between deaf people?
Just turn off the lights.
Dark jokes aren't funny... I can't see them at all.
Why can't orphans operate Apple devices?
Because they don't know how to use the home button.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To die.
You know how bad of a person you are when you figure out how long you wait to smash. For me and my girlfriend, it was between the first plane crash and the last tower falling.
Me telling a depression and suicide joke in front of my friends.
My friends: ........ Oh wait, I don't have any, so nothing to worry about here.