Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What does the beaten women do when she comes home from the hospital? dishes if she knows whats good for her health
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My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas...
Whats black and white and red all over? The darkness of your heart, the dishonour of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Y could you not see the guy in my dark closet the guy was black
when god said let there be light he saw ur mum and said let there be dark
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Which ones super super corny? 🤨🤨
.What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue
2. What's blue and super hard to see
Dark blue (🤔)
HI! It's the kid with another dark joke! on this episode: ORPHANS!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball
They don’t know what home is
Dark humor is like water, some people get it some people don’t.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets! UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!! Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE! Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematoriom you're doing "a good job" do it at home and your "destroying evidence." Error sans: every time you make a typo, the errorists win..
Why cant orphans play baseball? They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Son: Mom whats dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? tell him to clap
Son: mom i’m blind
Mom: Exactly
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE YOU know why? IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
why are orphan so scared of the dark the dad cant check the closet for them.
Dark Jokes R Like Pupies:
Once they come out they r trash but one it starts to get older that’s when it’s noticed but when it gets to old u either proclaim it dead or never talk about it
( I would never do dat though I love pupies )
I am sick and tired of horror movies it is always the stupid ones that die first. when you see a guy in a dark bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; Don't scream run.
