Darkness jokes
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
If a blind person can’t see, then do they sleep?
They’re the night watchers while people who see sleep.
My jokes are so dark that I am surprised that the cops didn't shoot them yet.
You know, having an uncle is a good thing sometimes! I get a pair of shoes every week. He says it’s my reward for playing the tickle game with him in his damp and dark basement. It hurts sometimes. But hey, new shoes!
Dark jokes are just like food.
Not everyone gets it.
What did one candle say to the other?
"Want to go out tonight?"
What do you call a black man in the dark?
- Nothing.
There is a dark alley. Who do you call?
Batman.
So last week I gave my blind friend a cheese grater. The next two weeks he told me that was the most violent book he has ever read.
Walking with a friend in the dark is better than walking alone in the light.
At night time, in Africa, it's known as the darkest country. Till this day, I still wonder why.
Why did the dog walk out at night?
To scare his people!
Spend all night in a dark humor webpage.
Go to an orphanage today and read it to them.
And I'm sure if you go to a school for disabled children, they should understand it.
These jokes are darker than the list of victims dead from cops.
Mom: See that guy over there with no hands, tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I'm blind.
Mom: Exactly!
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Tim and Tom were at work. Tim said, "I'm sick of this. I'm going to act like an idiot to get sent home." So Tim was on the roof saying, "I am a light bulb!" The boss walked in and said, "Tim, go home, you're acting like a dick!" Then Tom started packing up and Tim said, "Tom, why are you packing up?" Tom says, "I can't work in the fucking dark, can I?"
My sister is the weird dark one and emo of the family. I'm the bright happy one. Once in 3rd grade, I got a huge A on mine, and my sis got a D-.
In the playground near a tree, we were sitting and playing. I said, "Hey, a C- is not that bad," and raised my hand up to give her a high five, but she left me hanging.
What's it called when a Black person makes a joke? A joke, you racist.
JK, dark humor.
What’s the relationship between a pedophile and a light bulb? They're both meant for dark rooms.