Darkness jokes
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
Yo mama is so black that she has her own solar system.