Darkness jokes
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.