Darkness jokes
What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Memes
omg the ninjago wiki is so chaotic
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
I am sick and tired of horror movies; it is always the stupid ones that die first. When you see a guy in a dark, bloody coat and a knife, he ain't there to just look at yah run; don't scream, run!
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>