Darkness jokes
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
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How many poets does it take to change a light bulb?
One to curse the darkness, one to light a candle.
Dark humour is like skin.
The darker it is, the less people like it.
You're so dark that even God's light can't shine upon you.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.