Darkness jokes
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Memes
Why could you not see the guy in my dark closet?
The guy was black.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
Dark humor is like water, some people get it, some people don’t.
Why do people hate Velma now?
Because she joined the Dark Side.
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
What did the dark man say when he found out he had an erectile dysfunction?
"I can't breed! I can't breed! I can't breed!"
R.I.P. Floyd.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
My friend told me I was so dark that I had no bright ideas.
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.