Darkness jokes
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Wow! The jokes on here are so dark they pick my cotton!
The way you are so ugly your parents even regret the day you were born.
The way you are so black when your mom is bathing you in the dark, she has to put flour in the water to see you.
🤣🤣🤣
I told my emo girlfriend, "Do you like the lights?" Oh wait, she ain't got any.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.
The first time I EVER HAD SEX I WAS ALL ALONE. You know why?
IT WAS DARK and I WAS ALL ALONE!
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.