Darkness jokes
What's black and white and red all over?
The darkness of your heart, the dishonor of your lies, and the embarrassment you feel when busted for both.
What do you call a dark, average height Punjabi male?
Josiah.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Memes
You when you face the boss the first time: :)
You when Dark Souls boss music starts playing on the second phase: :(
You when you ask why do you hear boss music: <(
You when the boss goes straight to his final phase after 1 hit:
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What does a beaten woman do when she comes home from the hospital?
Dishes if she knows what's good for her health.
P1: What's the difference between a kid and a hooker?
P2: I don't know.
P1: Wow, you sick fuck!
Hi! It's the kid with another dark joke! On this episode: Orphans!
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
My friend asked for something dark and creamy. I said..... "GU KHA".
Mufasa is proof that cats don't always land on their feet.
Do you wanna know why orphans don’t play baseball?
They don’t know what home is.
What's the difference between babies and onions? I cry when I cut onions.
How to silence a black protester at a rally?
TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS, TURN OFF THE LIGHTS.
How many police officers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Two: one to change the lightbulb, and the other to open fire while the room is dark.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where home is. Sorry for the dark joke :>
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
Why are orphans so scared of the dark?
The dad can't check the closet for them.