Dark Humor

A priest ask a convicted murder on the electric chair, "do you have any last request". "yes" said the murder "will you hold my hand"

What is the difference between a Porsche and a pile of dead babies, i don't have a Porsche in my garage

Q: Do you know why God created yeast infections?

A: So women will know what it's like to live with an irritating cunt too

Hey, you know what I told the kid on wheel chair?

I told him to be a stand up comedian

I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder. The ungrateful brat. I see why he is a orphan

Why did teacher go on death penalty cause she gave a orphan homework. Thats on period #darkhumor

For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”

Whats the difference between Jesus and and a picture of jesus

You can hang the picture with one nail

What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................

Joke: Genders are much like the twin towers, they're used to be two but now it's a sensitive subject

My elderly relatives liked to tease me at weddings, saying, “You’ll be next!” They soon stopped though, once I started doing the same to them at funerals.