I was digging in our garden when I found a chest full of gold coins. I was about to run straight home to tell my wife about it, but then I remembered why I was digging in our garden.
What's a pedophile's favorite type of garden?
A kindergarden.
Snow everywhere, it's Christmas time. A person looks at the tree. The person: Only last thing left to hang! He grabs a noose.
Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.
It must be not a good suicide story if you can tell it.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
my dad died in 911 he was a Muslim pilot
What did the hiroshima survivor say about the day little boy dropped? It was a blast
Whats worse than five dead babies in one garbage can?
- 1 dead baby in 5 garbage cans.
9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep
In syria, there are no walmarts, only targets
(sorry in advance this joke is brutal)
What has 12 heads and 24 eyes?
The bin at the back of the abortion clinic.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
Death once had a near chuck experience.
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me while he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
"Just say no to drugs!" well, if i'm talking to my drugs, i probably already said yes
Kid: Mum how do you know someone is drunk? Mum: See the four birds over there Kid: huh, wait a minute. Mum: A drunk person would see eight. Kid: Mum but there is only two.
