Dark Humor
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Riddler: Riddle me this, are you scared of the big black?
Person: Big black what?
Riddler: ...
Person: I'm scared of what you mean because you won't tell me what you mean.
If you were a fruit, you would be a fineapple.
If you were a vegetable, I would visit you in the hospital.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
Why did the cops come over?
Because parents had kids in their basement.
So I became a teacher in a school for disabled children.
A kid wanted to ask me a question, so I told him to stand while he address me. 💀
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
A dad is in a wheelchair and his daughter goes, "Don't step on a crack!"
Dr. Seuss dark jokes.
Hey there little mister, I'm dating your sister!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Not Sally.
Bros over hos.
Q: What kind of person has 100% ambition and never gives up if someone gets in their way?
A: A rapist.
Why are 9/11 victims the fastest readers?
They can go through 100 floors in 7 seconds.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What's the difference between a cop and a bullet?
When a bullet kills somebody, you know it's been fired.
If a crippled man told stories about himself, would that be called VeggieTales?
What is the difference in having a granny fetish and necrophilia? A few weeks.
What's the difference between a dead hooker and an onion?
I don't cry when I'm cutting up a dead hooker.
School shooting: Happens.
Foreign Exchange Student: Starts sobbing under desk.
American Student: "First time?"