Dark Humor

A kid and an apple fall from tree? Who will reach ground first?

Apple because kid is hanging on the tree with rope.

What colour would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025

Orange bc their having a they/them baby

What does Nemo have in common with my dad?

They both cant be found

Pro tip: how to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make you child hold the nail.

I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what it favorite animal. They said a bird. I asked for reason. It because they both jump off roofs.

Tony's wife had a divorce with Tony, she says she wants to be an independent woman

Day's later Tony's wife had an accident, guess who's crawling back for help 💀

Kobe: stop doing dark humor!

Me:why they dont land well together ?

22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life. 24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back. 31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.

Why was 6 scared of seven? because seven was a unregistered six offender

A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. “You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”