My girl freind called me a cock sucker but HEY 20 dollars is 20 dollars
the only thing drier than these jokes are your mom.
What's the difference between the milkman and my dad? Nothing they are both 1 thing except he never returns with milk.
(I've been eating cereal with water COMBINATION)
What is the most noise that comes out of a ladies mouth? Nothing because they never have anything important to say.
there was one kid that came home from school and asked his mom what dark humor was? she said well son do you see that guy over there across the road, go give him a high-five. Son said but I can't see. mom said that's the point
*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
Found this girl in Hawaii Put a stick up her ass and she said Ayi
I teach orphans But the problem is I can't give them home work
I was outside digging a six foot hole, when I found a treasure box with jewels and shiny gems! I almost went inside to tell my wife, then I remembered why I was digging the hole
If certain diseases spreads in water, why does Africa have them?
I puched my mom for no fraking reason
My girlfriend wanted a marriage just like a fairy tale. Fair enough. I gave her a loaf of bread and left her in the forest with a rabid wolf.
Go to and orphanage and tell a kid his parents came back
i was digging in my back yard and i found gold and i went to run a tell my mom but i realized why i was digging in the back yard
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
Teacher: Hey Timmy (the quiet kid) what comes after x The Quiet kid: splosion Teacher: What comes after A The Quiet kid: K-47 Teacher: faints
I got my daughter a trampoline for her birthday, The ungrateful bitch just sat there in her wheelchair and cried
My parents raised me as an only child, which really pissed off my sister.
I was telling the emo kid emo jokes and I couldn’t read them because I was laughing too hard I almost cut the emo kid. He wasn’t laughing at the jokes.
mom tells her son to go to the other kid to walk to the kid just standing still to clap so the kid can hear and move out of the way of the car(but her son was blind the other kid had no legs so he couldn't walk and the kid has no arms so he couldn't clap and the kid died because he couldn't hear he was deaf)
