The "W" in Africa stands for water.
Dark Humor
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
A kid and an apple fall from a tree, who will reach the ground first?
The apple, because the kid is hanging on the tree with a rope.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What does Nemo have in common with my dad?
They both can't be found.
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Pro tip: How to not hit your thumb with a hammer, make your child hold the nail.
Tony's wife got a divorce from Tony. She said she wanted to be an independent woman.
Days later, Tony's wife had an accident. Guess who's crawling back for help. 💀
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
22. Give a man a match, and he’ll be warm for a few hours. Set him on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
24. When does a joke become a dad joke? When it leaves you and never comes back.
31. My grandfather said my generation relies too much on the latest technology. So I unplugged his life support.
Why was 6 scared of 7? Because 7 was a unregistered six offender.
How do you know the baby's dead? The dog plays with it more.
A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
“You can’t cut me down,” the tree exclaims, “I’m a talking tree!” The man responds, “You may be a talking tree, but you will have dialogue.”
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Alright, what do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
I got caught fucking a dead body by my family. RIP grandma.
Friend: Slavery isn't good.
Other friend: Yeah, it's terrible.
Me: Shut up and get me a juice!
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
