Dark Humor
One day my kid with no arms came up to me and said, "Mom, what's dark humor?" I thought about it, then said, "Go wave to that blind person." He just looked at me, confused, but angry.
Hey, you know what I told the kid in a wheelchair?
I told him to be a stand-up comedian!
I saw a kid crying and asked him where his parents were. He started crying harder.
The ungrateful brat. I see why he is an orphan.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
What do you call a wheelchair on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you're ever frustrated, just punch them in the face. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
I asked my kid to give me a hand. That motherfucker cried while charging his mechanical arm.
How do blind kids get punished?
By moving the furniture around the house.
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung.
I hate double standards. Burn a body at a crematorium, you're "being a respectful friend." Do it at home and you're "destroying evidence."
What does dark humor and a child with cancer have in common? They never get old.
Guy: Do you know how to draw women's rights?
Girl: No, how?
Guy: All you need is a blank paper, and that's it.
Why are Japanese always so skinny?
Cause last time there was a fat man, an entire city disappeared.
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him with my gun. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on the roof?
The bird can fly off the roof.
The "W" in Africa stands for water.
What's stiff and 6 inches long?
SIDS.
What color would the confetti be at a baby shower in 2025?
Orange because they're having a they/them baby.
What is the worst joke ever? It's you.