What’s the difference between my lawn and my wrists?
Nothing, I cut both of them.
What's the difference between Kelly Clarkson and a Florida real estate agent?
A Florida real estate agent screws over seniors, Kelly Clarkson screws little children.
How many dead babies does it take to change a light bulb?
Must be more than 13, because my basement is still dark.
How do emos compliment each other?
They say, "I like your cuts g."
I like my women like I like my wine, twelve years old, in the basement, and locked up.
To everyone saying, "Don't joke about suicide, it's not even funny to laugh about people dying." Do you think we have it easy? Have you ever thought these jokes were helping us to cope? Mind your own business and don't make assumptions on people you know nothing about, please and thanks.
Jesus can’t judge gay people, because he got nailed before he died.