why is America bad at playing Clash of Clans?
because they already lost two towers
Why do Emo's always wear black like ninja's? Because there're always cutting
what do u call a emo with a knife?.......a cutting board
Why did the emo go to the store To buy bleach
Dentist: “This will hurt a little.” Patient: “OK.” Dentist: “I’m having an affair with your wife.”
Two friends were hanging out with each other next to a tree, Too bad only one was standing. :)
-Dark_Humor
I visited my new friend in his apartment. He told me to make myself at home. So I threw him out. I hate having visitors.
If I had a dime for every time someone has told me to KILL MYSELF I'd be a millionaire.
Give a man a match, and he'll be warm for a few hours. Set a man on fire, and he will be warm for the rest of his life.
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box. You put a can of beans in there.
how do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box. you run pass with a can opener.
What's the difference between a bird and a kid on makes it off the roof.
What is the difference between the titanic and the twin towers? They both went down.
Damn Really stole my friend glasses well now their blind but not really their dead.
If you ever frustrated just punch them in the face what are they gonna do tell their parents
What do you call a wheelchair on fire Hotweels
how to blind kids get punished? By moving the furniture around the house
What do clothes and emo kids have in common?
They both get hung
Dead baby jokes never get old...
How do you get a million fans? Just ran through Africa with a bottle of water.
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer
