Dark Humor
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Q: What did the Jewish person say when he beat me in a race?
A: Eat my dust.
Men play video games to let their inner child out, while women do abortions.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
Q: Why do Americans fish with guns?
A: To shoot up the whole school.
Your dad's a cunt.
1) Did you hear the one about the school shooting? Actually, I better not... You wouldn't understand, it's aimed more towards a younger audience.
2) 6 was scared cuz 7 8 9, so why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9/11.
3) 10 dead babies.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Q: What's the best part about working at an abortion clinic?
A: You don't have to buy dog food.
I was in Russia listening to a stand-up comedian making fun of Putin.
The jokes weren't that good, but I liked the execution.
What was Juice WRLD's favorite store?
Forever 21.
Q: What's the difference between a suicide vest and a feminist?
A: At least one does something when it is triggered.
Rules of dark humor.
1. Everything shall be touched.
2. If it offends someone, it shall not be touched.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What’s the difference between a mosquito and a blonde?
One stops sucking when you slap it.
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.