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Stolen Wheelchair

My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.

But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.

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    Explanation

    The humor comes from the double meaning of "crawling back". It plays on the fact that someone in a wheelchair can only move by crawling, so the speaker implies his girlfriend will come back to him the way she moves around. It's a dark and absurd joke.

    Comments (17)

    Lnai

    Any pics of your girlfriend?

    I love dark humor it's like food not everyone gets it

    Damn Brour cracked kid I will 1v1vv1v11v u on Fucknite

    Fuke you cafitya our what’s you name in the comments then just use unther fukin website like newgs or somin fri I you

    Nah that ain't even a joke that's rizz