My girlfriend broke up with me because I stole her wheelchair.
But I knew she'd come crawling back to me.
Stolen Wheelchair
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Explanation
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The humor comes from the double meaning of "crawling back". It plays on the fact that someone in a wheelchair can only move by crawling, so the speaker implies his girlfriend will come back to him the way she moves around. It's a dark and absurd joke.
A Google User
Wow. Just wow.
Anamorphic
You ass
A flying bench
Lol
Kickingyourass
Damn
SomeRandomGuy
My life in a nutshell.
Layla
Dumb
Confederate
wow your just fucked up man.
Confederate
My friend said to put up those hands
Q
Lnai
Jerry
Great
Shagger
Any pics of your girlfriend?
Just a lil hehe
I love dark humor it's like food not everyone gets it
Archie Arnold
Damn Brour cracked kid I will 1v1vv1v11v u on Fucknite
Lovely perv
Fuke you cafitya our what’s you name in the comments then just use unther fukin website like newgs or somin fri I you
Anonymous
💀
i want you to play with my dingaling
XD
EaSportsz
Nah that ain't even a joke that's rizz