The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they were pissed as all they got was plane.
What do food and dark humor have in common? Some people don’t get it.
I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
D: Johnny, Johnny.
J: Yes, Papa?
D: Eating sugar?
J: No, Papa!
D: Telling lies?
J: No, Papa!
D: Open your mouth, now full of cock. :)
Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
The F in orphan stands for family.
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
I made an orphan website. It does not have a home page.
My grandma unplugged the internet cable, so I unplugged her life support.
Do you know the phrase, “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure?” Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why can't Juice Wrld play Black Ops II?
Because he can't handle 6 perks.
What's the difference between life and a rape joke?
Life fucks you until you stop breathing, a rape joke fucks you until it's not funny anymore.
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
A priest asks a convicted murderer on the electric chair, "Do you have any last request?"
"Yes," said the murderer, "Will you hold my hand?"
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said, "Your sister is dead!" sadly. The girl asked, "She was skinny, right?" The mom said yes. The sister laughed, "I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!"
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
