Dark Humor
I went to the mental hospital. I asked one of the kid what its favorite animal was. They said a bird. I asked for a reason. It's because they both jump off roofs.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I was once friends with a schizophrenic emo. He tried high-fiving a tree, but it only left him hanging.
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Q: What's the difference between LeBron James and a priest?
A: The size of balls they play with.
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
If you are going to make fun of someone, make fun of orphans. What are they going to do, tell their parents?
Double whammy.
Dark humor is like a kid with cancer, it never gets old.
If the US ate chicken, it would die.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
Why can’t Chinese people play baseball?
Because they ate the bay.
I was walking this hot girl home, then she noticed me, then the walk turned into a run.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.