I have many jokes about unemployed people, sadly none of them work.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 Victims, they went through 89 stories in 7 seconds
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
walk in to a gun store everything was half off I didn't know back to school shopping started
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Ever heard of a rape victim with Alzheimer's?
Yeah, neither have they.
the F in orphan stands for family
What did the kid without hands get for Christmas? - I don't know, he still didn't open his present...
I made a orphan website it does not have a home page
my grandma unplugged the internet cable so i unplugged her life support
16. Do you know the phrase “One man’s trash is another man’s treasure”? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
Why cant Juice Wrld play Black Ops II ? Because he cant handle 6 perks
What do you get when you put a baby in a blender?
A boner.
A priest ask a convicted murder on the electric chair, "do you have any last request". "yes" said the murder "will you hold my hand"
What did the grandma say at the hospital when you pulled the tube?...................
Whats the difference between Jesus and and a picture of jesus
You can hang the picture with one nail
For dinner, this girl had noodles. The next day, she could not find her skinny sister. The mom said “Your sister is dead!” sadly. The girl asked “She was skinny, right?” The mom said yes. The sister laughed “I ate her! That’s why the noodles were very skinny!”
Where did Sally go when the bomb went off? - Everywhere.
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig Suicide squad
Taking an emo kid grocery shopping does have it’s perks
You get to scan their wrists for discounts!
