Dark Humor
Dark humor is like food. Not everyone gets it.
Imagine this scenario: A doctor walks in and tells the patient that he has all the illnesses, diseases, etc. in the world but cooler like this: "Bumbumbum you have depression, diarrhea, and cancer,... etc."
And then the last one on the list is that he is deaf, and then the doctor shows the patient the list.
Kobe: Stop doing dark humor!
Me: Why? They don't land well together?
It must not be a good suicide story if you can tell it.
What's the similarities between dark humor and cancer?
It's funnier when kids get it.
I farted in my grandma's breathing machine.
Q: How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
A: You give them a Sandy Hook.
HAHAHAH! You all got April fooled in the wrong month!
Why does New York have the Jets as their football team if those are what took out the Twin Towers?
Why can’t orphans play baseball? They don’t know where home is.
What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*
I saw a monkey outside of school and said, "Look, a monkey!" I got expelled the next day.
What do Phillip Adam and Kurt Cobain have in common?
They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.
What’s the difference between a dad and a boulder?
About 15 stone.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
What's yellow and can't swim?
A bus full of children.
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
Walked in to a gun store, everything was half off.
I didn't know back-to-school shopping started.
Most of these jokes are plane, but they still hit.
A cannibal went to the dietitian, and he got told to eat more vegetables, so he ate a disabled person.