I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
babies are like airstrikes they get aborted
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian Orphage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
One man's trash is another man's treasure. That sucks when you are adopted.
What's the similarities between dark humour and cancer
It's funnier when kids get it
What do snow and friends have in common? If you pee on them they disappear.
My wife told me she'll slam my head on the keyboard if I don't get off the computer. I'm not too worried, I think she's jokinlkjhfakljn m,.nbziyoao78yv87dfaoyuofaytdf
Girls are like rocks, the flat ones get skipped
What's the best part about haveing sex with 28 year olds? There are 20 of them
Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?
A: I'd hit that
a kid named timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike and the kid said i cant use it my butt hurts
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur 🦕 I like alottopuss
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck
Death once had a near chuck experience.
What’s a kidnappers favorite shoe brand? White vans
