Dark Humor

What's the Pixar movie close to being a pornstar? Toy Story... *I got a friend in me*

What do you call a black person with a gun? Black ops.

I drove by the gun shop the other day and everything was half off for back to school.

Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?

Because he couldn't breathe.

I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters. I think he didn’t like it because I challenged him to a no hands contest.

He said, "But I don’t have any." He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.

The cemetery is so crowded, people are just dying to get in.

Q: What did Chris Brown say when he first saw Rhianna?

A: I'd hit that.

You call your dad the sun because he is 90 million miles away.

How is a child molester and Harambe the same? They both get shot for touching little kids.

My fish died, and I didn't do anything. I just took my fish for a walk.

Me: Good night, everyone.

My friends and family: Night.

Me: *gets in coffin*

My family: *stares at my friends* You aren't going to do something?!?

My friends: *to my family* Nope, this is normal.

Dark humor is like water.

Not everybody gets it.

What did the kid say to the emo?

"Don't leave me hanging!"

When I cut vegetables for my famous stew, I don’t know why everyone in the nursing home is always looking at me.

I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch at him. I thought I would brighten up his day.

Life lesson guys:

Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.

What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?

I don’t like the taste of broccoli.

What's the difference between an emo and a banana?

They both hang like apples.

A kid named Timmy said to his dad that he had sex with his teacher, and his dad was proud of him and gave him a bike.

The kid said, "I can't use it; my butt hurts!"

What do u call a lesbian dinosaur?

I like alottopuss.