how is a child molester and harambe the same, they both get shot for touching little kids
My fish died and i didnt do anything i just took my fish for a walk
I took my 5 year old son to ride some roller coasters, I think he didn’t like it, because I challenged him to a no hands contest. He said but I don’t have any. He wanted to know what dark humor is. Now he knows what it is and what it feels like.
How did Billy find out he was in a minefield?
He saw his dads corpse holding a jug of milk.
Dark humor is like water
Not everybody gets it
What did the kid say to the emo? Don't leave me hanging
What’s the difference between broccoli and little girls?
I don’t like the taste of broccoli
I saw this kid who looked depressed, so I threw a torch, at him I thought I would brighten up his day
Life lesson guys:
Remember, being healthy is basically dying as slowly as possible.
This joke includes potentially sensitive content.
What was the first thing thanis snapped? Loki’s neck
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldn’t get it Orphan: . . . .
What do u call a lesbian dinosaur 🦕 I like alottopuss
what the difference between a emo and a banana they both hang like apples
What's the worst part about breaking up with a Japanese girl?
You gotta drop the bomb twice before she gets it.
I had to write an essay about africa and I failed cause I plagiarized the hunger games script
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Once my girlfriend asked me to give her lipstick and I accidentally gave her the glue stick. She won't talk to me any more.
What’s a Pedophiles Favorite type of garden
A KinderGarden
What’s the best part about having sex with 28 year olds?
There are 20 of them
