The fact that am high won't stop me from advising u😳😳 Don't plug ur phone while charging it is very dengeros 🤣🛌
When you decide to turn your high school into your personal shooting range but you don’t give any proper notice except for a bullet to the head...
What's the hardest thing to do?
Not kill your sibblings. (Put the knives away >:)
One day i was texting my friend on roblox and i made her made her mad. she told me she was gonna kill me. that night she told me to meet her at the bathroom at 2 pm sharp. but she made sharp in all caps. so i went to the bathroom at pm the next day. now i know what she meant by SHARP on roblox...... she brought a knife and i was in hell by then. like for the next part!
This is why orphans are dangerous with cardboard. They either start eating it or making into a house and halucinating that they have a family.
So I threw out the cardboard and said "You have to stay in reality. Fantasies arent real. You cant and will never get a home"
Next day they make cardboard parents so i threw that away and said "May attention to reality, you will never get parents:
Next day they start acting like parents and tell me what to do. Again I said "Snap to reality. You will never be a parent" The orphan responded with "Oh really?! How so" I just simply said "You don't have a house and parents. You literally like eating cardboard and then you make parents out of it. You like to eat out old people!"
Are you happy to see me or is that a bomb strapped to your chest and detonator in your hand?
I got in trouble at school today bc I played the knife game with a pair of scissors but I couldn't flip them off bc I was missing that finger.
If I was an object in this world I’d be a glass! Because if you leave me when I’m too close to the edge I will likely shatter and break.
What do a condom and a gun have in common? You should never use either one of them
Teacher: what comes after C? Me: Ooh! Ooh! C4! Teacher: umm ok... but still what comes after A? Me: AK47!!! Teacher thought: oh hell na Teacher: what comes after x? Me: xplosin 1 sec later bomb goes off idk
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hair dryer
One day there was a frantic call at the fire department:
"Help me, help me! There is a cat meowing nearby. It is going to hurt me, it's going to kill me, can you help me, and send the fire squad right away?"
"Take it easy, cats don’t hurt us, just relax and wait until he leaves."
"You don’t understand it is going to bite me, it is going to kill me, it is going to be fatal!"
"Cats aren’t venomous or in any other way dangerous, now who is calling?"
"I’m Indy's parrot you twit! Now help me! please help, please help!"
What do you call a criminal.
Disarmed and dangerous
A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah
When you are sleeping in class and the shooter sees you then they wake you up and say let’s team up like wtf
Why are ninjas farts so dangerous because there silent and deadly
My friend was in Afghanistan when he saw someone got shot and then they bumbed him know he called them the talkwakers
*School Shooter Walks In*
That one kid who play Pumpes Up Kicks at max Volume
True fact: school shooters aren’t dangerous to you if your the school shooter
I am the danger
