Danger

Danger jokes

Grenade

    • What does a baby and a grenade have in common?

    They both make noise after you throw them.

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    • Danger memes

    Child Molester

    • A child and a child molester walk into a forest together. The child turns to the molester and says, "Boy, these woods are scary." The molester says to the child, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out of here alone."

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    • Kid

    • This isn’t a joke. Quiet kid jokes are so cliché. Like since when was there an original quiet kid joke like smh. Doesn’t help because I’m a quiet kid and people act as if I’m so dangerous and it’s like the only thing they say to me. Being judged as some big bad monster for being AN INTROVERT!! These jokes used to be funny to me, but now I’m just sick of them...

    Bear

    • I was hiking once with my girlfriend. Suddenly, a huge brown bear was charging at us, really mad. We must have come close to her cubs.

    Luckily I had my 9mm pistol with me. One shot to my girlfriend's kneecap was all it took. I could walk away at a comfortable pace.

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    • Man

    • Man yelling at mailman realizes he's opening the mailbox.

    Mailman: "There's a pipe bomb in your mailbox..."

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    • Johnny Depp

    • I find it bemusing that hardcore right-wingers are superfans of Johnny Depp, considering that he looks like a dangerous Mexican drug lord.

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    • Autistic kid

    • When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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