Danger

Danger jokes

School Shooter

When the school shooter is right outside the classroom window, and the autistic kid starts trying to say hello to him.

Baby

What do babies and grenades have in common? They both make noise when you throw them.

Adrenaline

My girlfriend lives a few miles away from me.

The other night, she called me at around 3 AM. She was terrified. She said that there were two armed gunmen in her apartment.

With all that adrenaline going through my system, it made it hard to go back to sleep.

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  • Autistic kid

    When the school shooter throws a smoke bomb into the classroom, and the autistic kid thinks it's a dance party.

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  • Horse

    A horse walks into a bar. Several people get up and leave, realizing the potential danger in the situation.

    Rave

    How do you start a rave?

    Throw a flashbang into the epileptic ward of a hospital.

    Cow

    A cow went into a pride of lions' territory.

    Since that moment, he knew his life was on the stake.

    School

    School and Boot Camp are a lot alike. The only difference is that in school, you don't have to get deployed to get shot at.