A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy
I slit my wrist and said,"THATS A LOT OF DAMAGE!". So I did again, but with a knife and said,"NOW *THATS* ALOT OF DAMAGE!". I then put watertight Flexseal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
