Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.
Damage Jokes
Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe.
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!
I felt a window break once. It was pane-full!
I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?
Time to get a new fence!
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.
I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.
Yo mama so fat, when she walked across the floor, she fell through it.
It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!
