Damage

Damage jokes

Divorce

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce down south?

Nothing. Someone's losing a trailer.

Momma

Yo momma so fat that when she fell, I didn't laugh, but the floor cracked up.

Attorney

Why is it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?

The damages are severe.

Grandpa

Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.

Memes

Sink

I broke the sink yesterday; the handle just blew right off! My dad was so mad, he blew his stack!

Bullet

I made an AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very good chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com

Time

What time do you have when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

Fence

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence?

Time to get a new fence!

Man

A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged. He received a refund and an apology.

Wrist

I slit my wrist and said, "THAT'S A LOT OF DAMAGE!" So I did it again, but with a knife and said, "NOW *THAT'S* A LOT OF DAMAGE!" I then put watertight Flex Seal on the wound, and it didn't seal.

Face

It looks like your face was lit on fire and someone tried to extinguish it with a hammer!

Memes

Community

Opal's last words here as many of you know already, i am one of the main reasons that this site has gone to hell. my constant alt accounts, my retarded decisions, and other factors have weaked, and made our community worse. first off, im sorry for doing that and i hope that stuff like that never happens again. i was leo, ingen, catlettuce, and so many more people, and dont worry, i have my reaons for all of it. i cre… Read more

Do not put your penis in a vacuum cleaner. Please do not insert your penis into a vacuum cleaner.

For starters, the vacuum cleaner might be dirty. It's likely that there might be dirt, dust, and bacteria that could cause an infection if they come into contact with sensitive tissues.

The vacuum cleaner is also dry. The penis is meant to be moist, and a vacuum cleaner with high suction power could chafe some of the d… Read more

Hello, my name is Brenda. Imagine for a second that you’re me: An adult orphan kicked out of foster care at the tender age of 18. No family. No money. No love. Nowhere to run, nowhere to hide from the big bad world suddenly at your feet. Forced to grow-up practically overnight or face homelessness and extreme adversity.

Fucked, in every sense of the world.

Then, imagine, you’re somehow able to beat the odds and get… Read more