What can you break, even if you never pick it up or touch it?
my jacket tore a little bit. it's a ripper.
Q: What do a blond girl and a tornado have in common A: There's a lot of blowing and sucking then u lose your house
Study tip: laminate your notes so they don't get damaged by the tears
As an American, I like cars. And like all car enthusiasts, even just a little scratch can ruin a brand new car. So why is it that we go to different countries like India and see that almost every car is completely totaled? I guess we have different meanings of "it's just a scratch."
What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!
Why's it painful to have your attorney with you in the hospital?
The damages are severe
Why should you never throw grandpa's false teeth at a vehicle? You might denture car.
I made a AR that shoots boo boo bullets. It does poison time 10x damage. You have a very go chance of getting STD. Very good AR. Going for 100,000. Email: EatandDrinkbouls@gmail.com
A rich man paid for a trip to space, but he couldn't go because the rocket was damaged, he recieved a refund and an apollogy
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