Dad jokes
Dad: Hey, uh... you're adopted.
Dog: *frown*
Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
What’s the difference between video games and my dad?
My dad doesn’t beat me.
My cousin just broke up with his girlfriend, and I told him, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of her stuff."
My cousin just broke up with her boyfriend, and I told her, "Since your dad owns a moving company, you can already take half of his stuff."
Don't listen to people when they say you have a dad bod. You don't.
You have a father figure.
Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"
Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"
Orphan: I'm hungry.
Dad: Let's go to KFC.
Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
I can't have my Oreos 😭 Why?
My dad still hasn't came back with that God damn milk.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your hairline is so far back my dad even took 48 hours to reach it.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
His gay ass dad.