Dad jokes
What did the stepdad say to the flower? You're grounded!
Your dad must be a mailman.
Knock knock, Who's there? Dad. You came back?
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Why can orphans not get married?
They are dad can't walk them down the aisle!
Some guy came to me and said, "I'm your dad's friend. He asked me to pick you up."
*Laughing freaking hard* and told him, "Did you dig the grave?"
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
To find their way to the store to see their dad.
Dad: Want to go to the park, kid?
Kid: Sure.
Dad: Come on.
Kid: Why are we at the orphanage?
Dad: Go in.
Dad joke.
Why does a dad get more than a pair of socks at the golf course?
Because of a hole in one!
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
His gay ass dad.
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
My dad died in 9/11. He was the best pilot I have ever seen, though.
I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.
My ex's dad died while she was texting me. She said she had a boyfriend, but I told her I had a dad.
Your dad died of hunger on the journey to find the milk.