Dad jokes
His gay ass dad.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
When you're watching "Gnomeo and Juliet 2" and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt.
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
Why do orphans have no sense of humor?
I guess they've never heard a dad joke.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Your dad went to get the milk, but he was actually trying to find his father. He wasn't there.
How do you know if your sister's on her period?
Your dad's dick tastes funny.
What's worse than fingering your sister?
Finding your dad's wedding ring inside her.
The only joke my dad ever made was me.
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...
Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
Dad?
Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.