My dad in 911 he was the best pilot
I went to the shops and still didn’t find Lucy’s dad.
His gay ass dad.
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?
"Cya suckers!🍭"
Milk makes you tall, right?
Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?
Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?
Because his mom and dad are in every episode!
Me and my friend roasting each other.
Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose, but my dad dropped me by accident.
Me: But after dropping you, he never picked you up.
What's the same with your dad and Retail Row?
They are both off the map.
My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.
How did my dad know I was gay?
He stuck his cock in me and I liked it.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.
Dad: Johnny, Johnny?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Getting women?
Johnny: Yes, Papa.
Dad: Telling lies?
Johnny: No, Papa.
Dad: Well, you're 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN!
Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
Why do dads take time to get?
Milk
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.
