Dad jokes

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.

My dad said he'd get the milk, but he forgot I was in his car.

What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?

Her dad always comes back.

Why does Aaron like men? Because his dad beats him.

Milk makes you tall, right?

Well how did you get tall if your dad didn't come back with the milk?

Why do orphans hate Cocomelon?

Because his mom and dad are in every episode!

I’ll never forget my dad’s last words. “Erase my search history, son.”

Your mom and dad are never coming back because dad is cumming for another kid.

What did the dad say when he left the lollipop store?

"Cya suckers!🍭"

"When someone asks for a dad joke and you send them to the orphan page."

Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?

Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.

I wish I knew life, but my dad said it was a mistake to begin with.

The only joke my dad ever made was me.

One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad...

Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)

Dad?

I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.

Orphan: I'm hungry.

Dad: Let's go to KFC.

Orphan 2: Boy, you don't got a dad!

I just competed in a wrestling tournament. The first guy hit me harder than my dad’s belt.

Magician: "I am the greatest magician in the whole world. Look, now you see the rabbit in the hat, and now it is gone!"

Redneck girl: "That's nothing. My dad is the greatest magician! He disappears for a whole year and reappears at Christmas for a couple of hours!"

Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.