Your dad went to get the milk but there he was actually trying to find his father.............he wasn't there
When youre watching gnomeo and juliet 2 and your dad walks in on the gnome shaking his butt
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
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Why did your daddy not come back with the milk? Because u had no dad because ur dad never loved u
What are three things the twin towers have in common with my dad they are big, sexy, and smashed your mom.
One day this kid says to his dad."Dad they bully at school.''His dad asks why.And the kid says''They bully me because I got no hands.''Then his dad says.''who would do such a thing like that,I want to know who they are point at them.''
dad: Johnny Johnny? Johnny: Yes papa dad:Getting women? Johnny:yes papa dad: Telling lies? Johnny:no papa dad:Well your 100% lying because you get NO WOMEN
have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk
cause there dad never came back with it
whats the differneces between me and elizabeth afton .... her dad always comes back.
why does aaron like men? because his dad beats him
my dad said ill get the milk but he forgot i was i his car
I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.
Me and my friend roasting each other, Him: Your dad dropped you on purpose but my dad dropped me by accident. Me: But after dropping you he never picked you up
whats the same with ur dad and retail row
they are both off the map
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me? Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
Your mom and dad are never comin back becuase dad is cumin for another kid
What did the dad say when he left the lollipop stores? "Cya suckers🍭"
One morning I saw three kids were bullying one other kid because they didn't have a dad... Later that day the three same kids were walking toward an orphanage. :)
-Dark_Humor
