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We have Build-A-Bear meanwhile Orphans have Build-A-Mom or if they’d rather Build-A-Dad
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my dad died in 9-11 he was the best piolt
"How do celebrities stay cool?"
"They have many fans."
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Dad goat:Son do you know what i like to eat Son goat:No what? Dad goat: Goat Meat Son goat:*Gasps* Dad goat: Nah i'm just KIDing
one day this dad and his son went to a basketball factory and the son said i want to buy some balls and the dad said what for the son said so you can have some balls.
Your dad went on America's Got Talent for "smoothest way to leave their child."
My dad asked "were are you going" me "back to the orfinig
your mom is gay juust likke yoour dad
WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A BOOMERANG AND MY DAD- MY DAD CAME BACK BTW ADD ME ON SNAPCHAT jakemm4324
a girl comes home finds her dad and 4 year old brother on the sofa she says dad why is he wearing that face mask the dad buckles his belt and says theirs more for you hunny
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I told my dad is was self harming. The next day we talked about it and he said "Hey you should CUT it out." It was funny but I couldn't bring myself to laugh at that.
A salesman rings the door bell and Little Johnny answers. Salesman: “Can I see your dad?” Johnny: “No, he’s in the shower.” Salesman: “What about your mother? Can I see her?” Johnny: “Nope. She’s in the shower, too.” Salesman: “Do you think they’ll be out soon?” Johnny: “Doubt it. When my dad asked me for the Vaseline, I gave him super glue instead.”
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I don’t know what’s worse: Finding bucket loads of porn on my dad’s laptop, or finding out he was in all of them
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